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Post by Marx on Oct 1, 2003 17:22:03 GMT -5
Since there's an insult contest, I thought why not make a joke contest as well. Now for the restrictions, no adult joke, and no ethnic jokes. Yes, I know that is a big limitation, but we don't want to offend anyone. And I guess the judges will be the same as for the insult contest, and we'll judge em at the end of the month.
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Post by Robyn on Oct 1, 2003 17:36:17 GMT -5
Ooh I know one! ...Wait, no, that's not appropiate...how about - no...uhhh...maybe...NO NOT THAT ONE! Gah! Give me a moment...can it be blonde jokes? (I know I'm a blonde, shut up. )
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Post by Falcon on Oct 1, 2003 17:38:59 GMT -5
LOL. Hey Robyn!
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Post by Robyn on Oct 1, 2003 17:47:57 GMT -5
Hi Falcon! Wait, I know one! Um, I guess it's a LITTLE vulgar, but just a little! ^_^ Okay, Joker and Harley got into a huge fight and she ran off, going over to Poison Ivy's house. The Joker went about his day, killing off a few henchmen, dodging Batman and the cops - but it just wasn't the same without Harl. Later that night, Joker went back to his hideout and was surprised to see Harley there. He was even more surprised when she pushed him onto the bed and proceeded to make some sweet lovin'. (EW! MENTAL PICTURES! ) When Joker woke up that morning, Harley was making him breakfast in bed. He chuckled. "Well, I guess you want to make up. Why the sudden change of heart?" "Actually," Harley said cheerfully, "it was Ivy's idea." Joker began to choke on a piece of toast when he heard this, and Harley patted his back. Eventually he managed to say, "Ivy's idea!? What are you talking about!??" "Well," Harley began, "I went over to Ivy's and told her that you had been mean, and she told me, 'Well, screw the Joker.'" She smiled. "Making you breakfast was MY idea."
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 1, 2003 18:05:28 GMT -5
;DLOL!!!Now let's see if I know any blonde Joke.I don't!Let me try this. Knock knock, Who's there? Trip? Trip who? Trip over why don't you! My first try.Not the best!
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Post by Marx on Oct 1, 2003 22:35:16 GMT -5
LMAO!! Good one Robyn, I don't think that was too vulgar. I think blonde jokes are ok as long as they're not too vulgar.
Ok I got one, this lady called her house and the new maid answered. The lady asked how her husband was doing and the maid said with surprise that the lady's husband was upstairs with another woman, the maid just assumed that was his wife. The wife, totally furious said that she would pay the maid triple her normal price to kill both the woman and her husband. The maid then accepted the offer and called the lady back asking what she should do with the bodies. The lady then replied, "Oh just dump them in the pool." The maid then said that the house didn't have a pool. The lady then said, "Oh...uh...I guess I called the wrong number."
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 8:43:05 GMT -5
There was a blonde (Blonde jokes... I don't know what you're talking about!) who was putting together a jigsaw puzzle. She couldn't figure it out, so she called her boyfriend. He asked her what it was of... A tiger, but all the pieces were square... He finally decided to come down, got in his car, drove to her house to find her on the floor with a box of frosted flakes dumped out on the floor... Think about it for a second.
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 8:44:01 GMT -5
A guy ran a red light and was stopped by a cop. When asked: His car was color blind.
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Post by The Chris on Oct 2, 2003 17:15:26 GMT -5
-3 people go for a job interview to became assasins, 2 men and a woman. After doing back ground checks an siting some exams, they have a test to see if they get the part. A man says to the first man;- "Here is a gun. You are under strict instructions, you must follow them! Take this gun and go in that room and kill your wife." The man says no and gives the gun back. He doesn't get the job. He goes to the second man. "Here is a gun. You are under strict instructions, you must follow them! Take this gun and go in that room and kill your wife." He takes the gun, sikes him self out and runs in the room screaming. We walks out after his wife had beat him up. He deffinatly doesn't get the job. He then goes to the woman. "Here is a gun. You ar under very strict instructions, you must follow them! Take this gunad go in that room and kill your husband." She takes the gun and enter's the room. You hear 6 gun shots, then a scream and some thing smashing. The woman exits the room and wipes the sweat of her fore head. She says; "The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to beat him over the had with a chair."
-The moral of this story is.... women are evill!
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Post by Marx on Oct 4, 2003 17:34:52 GMT -5
OK I got one, There once was a man from Nantucket... Who... Put all his money in a bucket He had a daughter named Nan Who ran away with a man And as for the bucket Nantucket ...You guys thought I was gonna say something else didn't you? You sick, sick people! ;D
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 4, 2003 17:37:24 GMT -5
;DAnd I thought that you were going to say the Nanny!LOL!!!
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Post by The Chris on Oct 4, 2003 17:42:35 GMT -5
-There was a man from Bilgoshem, who took out his ball to wash'em. His wife said "Jack, put them back! Or I will jump on the bugger's and squash'em!"
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 4, 2003 17:59:08 GMT -5
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Post by The Chris on Oct 4, 2003 18:06:16 GMT -5
-What are you confused about Arch?
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Post by Robyn on Oct 4, 2003 18:07:53 GMT -5
*covers Archer's ears* JUST DON'T LISTEN! KEEP YOUR INNOCENSE! BE NAIVE! WATCH SESEME STREET!
....So, three blind priests are doing an operation on a guy, and one reaches in and says...
*LOL* Sorry, I don't think that's a real joke, Joker just started that somewhere and never finished. ^_^
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