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Post by Marx on Oct 4, 2003 18:13:43 GMT -5
It probably was, they did the same thing in an issue of Superboy, where Creeper said: "Did you hear this one? Superman was flying over and who did he see sunbathing but Wonder Woman..." and he stopped there, and I've actually heard the whole joke, but I can't put it here.
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Post by Robyn on Oct 4, 2003 18:20:38 GMT -5
*LOL!* I've heard that one too, it's a good one. But yeah, can't put it here... Oh, but that reminds me of another joke that CAN be put! So, three drunk guys were sitting on a really high building... Drunk Guy #1: *to Drunk Guy #2* Hey, did you know that the wind currents are so strong up here you can float on them? Drunk Guy #2: No way! Drunk Guy #1: It's true! I'll show you... The first drunk guy jumped off the building. A few moments later, he floated back up and landed on the building again. Drunk Guy #2: Wow! Lemmie try! The second drunk guy jumped off and fell all the way to the ground and died. The third drunk guy looked at the first drunk guy. Drunk Guy #3: Wow, Superman, you sure are mean when you're drunk!
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Post by Marx on Oct 4, 2003 18:23:25 GMT -5
LOL! That's a good one.
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 4, 2003 18:45:08 GMT -5
:DThat's funny!LOL!!!
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Post by Marx on Oct 5, 2003 21:47:28 GMT -5
Ok, so this guy walks into a bar with a nine inch pianist and...no...can't do that one......Ok, a guy was walking through the desert with this camel and....no...can't do that one either....... Ok, there were 3 guys, a priest, a knight and a mechanic, who were all going to be executed with a gullotine. When the priest is set on it, the blade stops two inches above his neck. Everyone says "This is an act of God." and lets him go. When it's the knight's turn, the blade stops two inches above his neck and they let him go too. When the mechanic is on the gullotine, he looks at the side and notices a huge piece of metal sticking out of the guillotine two inches above his neck. "This isn't supposed to be here." He says as he removes the huge metal piece.
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Post by The Chris on Oct 6, 2003 12:19:10 GMT -5
-A fella walks in to a bar with a dog. The dog gose to sleep on the floor while the man buys the drinks. The Bar man says;- "You can't leave that lay'in there." And the man replies;- "It's not a lion it's a dog!"
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Post by Marx on Oct 8, 2003 17:47:05 GMT -5
Oh, I've got a blonde one, why was the blonde licking the steering wheel? Because....dernit I can't use that one either.
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 9, 2003 10:03:58 GMT -5
LOL No, you can't.
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Post by Marx on Oct 31, 2003 19:24:16 GMT -5
Ok it's the end of the month and my vote for the funniest joke iiiiis: So, three drunk guys were sitting on a really high building... Drunk Guy #1: *to Drunk Guy #2* Hey, did you know that the wind currents are so strong up here you can float on them? Drunk Guy #2: No way! Drunk Guy #1: It's true! I'll show you... The first drunk guy jumped off the building. A few moments later, he floated back up and landed on the building again. Drunk Guy #2: Wow! Lemmie try! The second drunk guy jumped off and fell all the way to the ground and died. The third drunk guy looked at the first drunk guy. Drunk Guy #3: Wow, Superman, you sure are mean when you're drunk!
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 31, 2003 19:25:12 GMT -5
LOL I vote for that one too.
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Post by Robyn on Nov 1, 2003 15:28:05 GMT -5
Whoohoo! I won! *dances around* Go Robyn, you're funny! Get down! Get funky! ^__^
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Post by The Chris on Nov 1, 2003 16:53:29 GMT -5
-No, not yet. Me and Matt haven't voted yet.
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Post by Robyn on Nov 1, 2003 17:38:56 GMT -5
Right...I meant...I won two votes! ...Of course... Sorry, I'm still on a sugar high from Halloween candy and am not thinking straight.
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Post by Marx on Nov 2, 2003 22:14:56 GMT -5
You're the General Vampyre Goddess of Defence, that gives you total free reign to not think straight. ;D
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 3, 2003 16:46:36 GMT -5
Being on YJUTT gives you free reign to not think straight. ;D
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