Post by Jakazul on Oct 3, 2003 0:09:47 GMT -5
The man had just robbed a gas station... Fifty bucks and it came to this!
The two stood atop the bridge of an oil infirmary, the hostage, a fifteen year old girl, crying as the crook held a knife to her throat.
Criminal: Alright...Take another step and she dies!
Archer: Wait... Don't do anything stupid...
Criminal: TRY AND STOP ME!
Archer: You want to do something stupid?
Criminal: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Jake: He's not. I really don't think he'd enjoy that.
Criminal*spinning around*: What do you want?
Jake: Well duh, here to save the girl!
Archer: That's my job!
Chris *jumping to bridge in nothing but loin cloth*: No! It's mine!
Jake: Oh my... Get him outta here!
Archer: How?
Jake *to criminal*: Hey... You must be getting sick of the girl, wanna trade hostag...
Archer: JAKE!
Jake: Oh fine...
Chris: Ok! Hand over the hot girl!
Jake: *slaps forehead*
Criminal: WILL EVERYBODY SHUT UP!?! *pulling out gun*
Jake: He's got a gun, what's with the knife?
Archer: It's cliche`.
Jake: Yeah, but...
Criminal: SHUT UP! *fires*
Jake: Wait... Don't shoot this is an oil infirma...AHHH!
*Building begins to explode*
Chris: Ok... Bye now! *dives from bridge*
Jake: Uh Arch...
Archer *irritated*: Don't even talk to me... *jumps at criminal*
Jake: Well...what crawled up your bu... *bridge begins to collapse*
Criminal *letting go of girl*: Oil's flammable?
Archer: *grabs girl and falls through bridge using jacket as parachute*
Jake: That's a cool trick. *grabs criminal and jumps*
Criminal: Why are you saving me?
Jake: Whole 'vigilante-crimefighter' thing...you wouldn't get it.
Criminal: GET OFF ME!
Jake: Oh believe me, I don't wanna be this close any more than...whoah!
Criminal: What?
Jake: Bye.
Criminal: Wha...?AHHHH!!!!
*Criminal hits explosion as Jake lets go and flips out of way, gliding on coat and catching onto Archer's coat*
Jake: Mind if I drop in?
Archer: *Rolls eyes*
*Archer, Jake & girl land safely as infirmary explodes*
Jake: Like we didn't see that coming.
Chris *landing behind them, loincloth burned away* Could've helped me!
Everyone: *Stares at Chris sickened, Archer lets girl hide her face in his coat*
Chris: What? It's all me.
Jake: *tosses Chris his coat* Put this on and go burn it when you're dressed...Preferably with you still in it.
Archer: Jake...
Jake: *looks innocent* Just kidding.
Archer: Yeah right.
Jake*muttering*: Yeah right.
Marx *running up*: The fire! So beautiful...Wish I had my camera.
Falcon: Alright! Everybody clear away! *walking up and pushing people away* DEO coming through.
Jake: We're the ones who saved her!
Chris: YEAH!
Jake: Well...Me and Archer anyway.
Chris: HEY!
Falcon: Eeeeew! Give him some clothes!
Jake: I tried!
Shinobi*walking up with arm around Falcon's shoulder*: I'll save you.
Jake: *looking at Shinobi's arm* Uh...Shino...
POW!
*Falcon punches Shinobi in face*
Archer: Ok... Can we get to the point here? This girl needs to get to the hospital!
The two stood atop the bridge of an oil infirmary, the hostage, a fifteen year old girl, crying as the crook held a knife to her throat.
Criminal: Alright...Take another step and she dies!
Archer: Wait... Don't do anything stupid...
Criminal: TRY AND STOP ME!
Archer: You want to do something stupid?
Criminal: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Jake: He's not. I really don't think he'd enjoy that.
Criminal*spinning around*: What do you want?
Jake: Well duh, here to save the girl!
Archer: That's my job!
Chris *jumping to bridge in nothing but loin cloth*: No! It's mine!
Jake: Oh my... Get him outta here!
Archer: How?
Jake *to criminal*: Hey... You must be getting sick of the girl, wanna trade hostag...
Archer: JAKE!
Jake: Oh fine...
Chris: Ok! Hand over the hot girl!
Jake: *slaps forehead*
Criminal: WILL EVERYBODY SHUT UP!?! *pulling out gun*
Jake: He's got a gun, what's with the knife?
Archer: It's cliche`.
Jake: Yeah, but...
Criminal: SHUT UP! *fires*
Jake: Wait... Don't shoot this is an oil infirma...AHHH!
*Building begins to explode*
Chris: Ok... Bye now! *dives from bridge*
Jake: Uh Arch...
Archer *irritated*: Don't even talk to me... *jumps at criminal*
Jake: Well...what crawled up your bu... *bridge begins to collapse*
Criminal *letting go of girl*: Oil's flammable?
Archer: *grabs girl and falls through bridge using jacket as parachute*
Jake: That's a cool trick. *grabs criminal and jumps*
Criminal: Why are you saving me?
Jake: Whole 'vigilante-crimefighter' thing...you wouldn't get it.
Criminal: GET OFF ME!
Jake: Oh believe me, I don't wanna be this close any more than...whoah!
Criminal: What?
Jake: Bye.
Criminal: Wha...?AHHHH!!!!
*Criminal hits explosion as Jake lets go and flips out of way, gliding on coat and catching onto Archer's coat*
Jake: Mind if I drop in?
Archer: *Rolls eyes*
*Archer, Jake & girl land safely as infirmary explodes*
Jake: Like we didn't see that coming.
Chris *landing behind them, loincloth burned away* Could've helped me!
Everyone: *Stares at Chris sickened, Archer lets girl hide her face in his coat*
Chris: What? It's all me.
Jake: *tosses Chris his coat* Put this on and go burn it when you're dressed...Preferably with you still in it.
Archer: Jake...
Jake: *looks innocent* Just kidding.
Archer: Yeah right.
Jake*muttering*: Yeah right.
Marx *running up*: The fire! So beautiful...Wish I had my camera.
Falcon: Alright! Everybody clear away! *walking up and pushing people away* DEO coming through.
Jake: We're the ones who saved her!
Chris: YEAH!
Jake: Well...Me and Archer anyway.
Chris: HEY!
Falcon: Eeeeew! Give him some clothes!
Jake: I tried!
Shinobi*walking up with arm around Falcon's shoulder*: I'll save you.
Jake: *looking at Shinobi's arm* Uh...Shino...
POW!
*Falcon punches Shinobi in face*
Archer: Ok... Can we get to the point here? This girl needs to get to the hospital!