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Post by Marx on Oct 13, 2003 17:21:42 GMT -5
Marx: *picks up cell phone* I want my Supergorillas after the leprecaun and I want my Werewolves after Alan. Beth: You know guys, I don't think he's the leprecau-...ya know what? Nevermind. Alan: You...have...more? *20 werewolves jump on Alan* Marx: That answer your question. *Supergorillas surround Shinobi, then suddenly half of them jump on Chris* Chris: What the- AAAAAGGHH! Get them off! Marx: Sorry, they must be the female gorillas, sometimes that gift of yours is a curse.
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Post by Robyn on Oct 13, 2003 18:14:30 GMT -5
Robyn: *walks in holding a bag of doggy treats* Has anyone seen Tim and Eric? *notices her werewolves mauling Alan with the others* Oh brother. TIM! ERIC! DIN DIN! *shakes bag* *Her werewolves run to her - along with every other werewolf in the place* Robyn: Uh oh. MARX! Marx: Hey, thanks for feeding the wolves, that's really sweet. Robyn: But - AAAAAHH!!! *runs around as werewolves chase her* Chris: *fighting off female Supergorrilas* Nooo! Stay away! Um, I have a confession to make - I'M GAY! Female Supergorrilas: *run away* Chris: Whew... *notices everyone staring* What!? I just said that to get rid of them! ...REALLY!
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 13, 2003 18:21:52 GMT -5
Jake: *pats Chris on back* It's ok man, I won't hold it against you. *washes hands* Now go away. Archer: JAKE! Be nice! You can't be mean to someone for different beliefs. Jake: I'm not... I'm mean to him for being Chris. Archer: Oh... Ok. Chris: I'M NOT GAY! Jake: Denial...Another unfortunate side effect of hunger. Chris: I'M NOT HUN...Oh...yeah I am...
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 13, 2003 18:39:42 GMT -5
Robyn: *running from werewolves* Archer: PLAY NICE WITH THE PUPPIES! *evil smirk* Jake: *gives Archer questioning look* Archer: What? Jake: *whispers in Marx's ear and gives him five bucks* Marx: *gives Archer the crazy eye* Archer: OK! OK! Who am I kidding? I'm gonna rescue her... STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! STOOOOOOOP! Marx: *smiling* Works every time.
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Post by Robyn on Oct 13, 2003 22:49:21 GMT -5
Robyn: *still running* You're never gonna let that dumb puppy joke die, are you?
Puppy Joke: *suddenly dies*
Robyn: Oh. Nevermind...
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Post by Shinobi on Oct 14, 2003 8:56:21 GMT -5
Shinobi: *sitting on top of a pile of gorrilas* i win.
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Post by Marx on Oct 14, 2003 13:07:52 GMT -5
Marx: *nudges Jake* Heh, the leprecaun doesn't know that when my SuperGorillas are defeated they..*SuperGorillas explode with the force of two A-Bombs* Archer: Um, How come we weren't hurt by an explosion that big? Jake and Chris: *gasp* He wants a logical answer! He's been possessed! Get him! Archer: Uh oh! Shinobi: *steps out from the explosion* That....didn't....hurt. *falls down* Marx: *pulls out a flamethrower with the supercharged attachment* Now, who deserves the fire? The leprecaun or the one whose turning normal?......Oh I can't decide. *pulls out another flamethrower* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 14, 2003 13:32:42 GMT -5
Chris: YES! FEEL THE INSANITY!!!!!!! *reaches into pocket and pulls out belt* Oops... *pulls out flamethrower and pants fall* Oh well... *blasts fire everywhere*
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Post by The Chris on Oct 14, 2003 17:03:31 GMT -5
CHRIS;- >>> Dress as Steve Irwin and taking with a aussie twang <<< Right, t'day were goig to get us some lerbras!! JAKE;- There these vile little Irish things!! CHRIS;- (Sounds normal for a moment) I'm part Irish! ARCHER;- Your Irish? Wow, so what's it like in Walses? MARX;- No, that's Spanish people! Irish people are from Africa!! SHINOBI;- I though the Germans were from Africa? JAKE;- No, there shaked up with the Canadains! (Chris slowly walks away from them rambling and hears Marx shouting repeatably) MARX;- Imbrace the insanity!! (Chris bumps into Robyn) ROBYN;- "So, your Irish eh? >>> Gives him the eye! <<< (Chris runs away from Robyn and hides in a bush) CHRIS;- Right kids, here our lerbra!! He's sittng there plotting somthing Irish........ MATT;- Jimmy cracks corn and I don't care, Jmmy cracks corn and I don't care!! CHRIS; This is his evil chant!! But watch out, he has enough ... ... something to do ........? Something mean!!He's evill ad plottng! MATT;- Draddle, daddle,draddle, I made you out of clay! Draddle, Draddle, Draddle, it is you that I will play!!CHRIS;- ........ Get'em!!
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Post by Shinobi on Oct 14, 2003 19:34:55 GMT -5
Shinobi: Boy its a good thing that im nigh vulnerable. Jake: what the hell does that mean SHinobi: Got me. now then time for my revenge COME FORTH MY GNOME ARMY DESTROY CHRIS AND ALL THE OTHERS AND THEN STEAL THE CLOTHES FROM THE GIRLS! Gnome army: AH SHI SHAW! *leap out of trees, come up from sewers, come out from hiding under long dresses and in trash cans ect and do their job*
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 15, 2003 9:41:54 GMT -5
Jake: Well...due to the first two parts of that sentence you realize I'm gonna have to hit you right? Due to the last... *watches gnomes steal clothes* I'm tempted not to... Shinobi: Told you so. Jake:*Hits Shinobi in the face* But I'll resist temptation! Matt: *still chanting as Chris attacks him* Robyn, Jake & Marx: *each giving own version of the crazy eye* o__O
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 15, 2003 9:46:49 GMT -5
Archer:*yelling at Jake who's already walked off* BUT CHINESE ARE FROM SWITZERLAND! Shinobi: *turning,still half unconcious from being hit* No... Chinese are from...*collapses* Bermuda...
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Post by The Chris on Oct 15, 2003 12:55:21 GMT -5
ROBYN;- So, Chris, do you work out? Coz your arm is HUUGGEE! CHRIS;- ........ Go away, am bisey! (Back into an Aussie twang.) Right am going to jump out an stick my thamb up his bam ole! Naa, just kidding, I'll just jump on im, give im a right kicken then bag'em! MATT;- Ur yu gow'in t'gt meh or dust gow'in ta tulk ta no won wit a ussie twang al dey? CHRIS;- (In a normal scoucer voice) Your what? Are you even Irish? (Jake and Arch arguing walk on by) JAKE;- But the Martian are from Pluto! ARCH;- Your crazy man, that's were the sea people are from!
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 15, 2003 13:00:40 GMT -5
Jake: No, the sea people live in the sky!*turns to look at Matt and Chris* Matt: Oi'm'un Oirish Oi um. Chris: YOU'RE NOT! Matt: No...But the leprechaun is! *all eyes turn to Shinobi*
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Post by Marx on Oct 15, 2003 14:35:52 GMT -5
Marx: Gnomes, I ain't scare of no stinkin gnomes. I have friends in high places. Bloodstainedangel: *comes out and bares fangs at the gnomes and they all run away like Chris would if Rupaul flirted with him* Marx: Now where was I? Oh yeah, GET THE LEPRECAUN!
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