Post by Robyn on Nov 18, 2003 1:08:46 GMT -5
(Uh, weird little idea I came up with...just read it. )
*Robyn is walking down the street, just hanging out. She's softly singing some random song. She passes a weird little antique shop and is stopped by a Weird Antique Lady*
Weird Antique Lady: *in weird accent* HelLO!
Robyn: Gah! Oh, uh, hi!
WAL: Excuse me, I just couldn't help noticing what a pretty voice you have!
Robyn: Um, thanks!
WAL: In fact, I was wondering if you might be interested in this little item -
Robyn: Sorry lady, but I don't have any money, and anyway I gotta get going -
WAL: Oh, you don't have to PAY, child! It's just a little something I'm giving out! This is my grand opening!
*She gives Robyn a funky looking necklace*
WAL: It's said that this little treasure possess a lovely musical power! I'd like you to have it.
Robyn: *thinking* Eh, it's kinda ugly, but I don't want to be rude. It might be good for a halloween costume of something. *speaking* Thanks, I'll take it! Well, I gotta get going, see ya!
*Robyn walks off, whistling. Once she's gone the WAL chuckles EVILY*
WAL: Heh heh heh...foolish child...
*Dun dun dun!*
~LATER~
*Robyn is watching ROTJ for... (counts) the 50th...no the 60th time now! And yes, she still freaks out at the climax.*
Robyn: *gasp* YOU BEAST!
Chris: *walking in* Why thank you!
Robyn: Huh? Oh not YOU, the Joker!
Jake: *walking in* Heavens, Robyn, I didn't know you went for the kinky clown thing. ;D
Robyn: That is NOT what I meant! Arrrgh, screw you Jake.
Jake: Please no, I'm a minor. God you make it so easy.
Chris: I could screw if you want.
Robyn: LEAVE ME ALONE!
*Jake leaves, laughing, but Chris stays behind*
Chris: Soooo whatcha watching?
Robyn: Go aWAY, Chris.
Chris: Geez, I'm just trying to be nice! *storms away*
Robyn: *sigh* Chris, wait! *turns off tv and follows him* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.
Chris: *sniff* Really?
Robyn: Yeah, I guess I just got defensive really fast 'cause I thought you were gonna start with the skating on thin ice comments -
*Out of nowhere music starts playing*
Robyn: o__O *looks around wildly* Uhh Chris, do you hear that?
*Oblivious, Chris puts on a cocky grin and quite suddenly...starts...SINGING!?*
Chris: *singing*
You've been dreaming just one dream
Wishing just one wish!
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you get "The Chris"?
Will you be this He-Man's property?
Good news - the answer's "oui"!
This equation - girl plus man -
Doesn't help just you;
On occasion women can
Have their uses too!
Mainly to extend the "Chrisly" tree -
Baby, extend with me!
We'll be raising sons galore!
Robyn: *now SHE starts singing!*
Inconcievable!
Chris:
Each one six foot four!
Robyn:
Unbelievable!
Chris:
Each one stuffed with every "The Chirs" gene!
Robyn:
I'm not hearing this...
Chirs:
You'll be buzzing about with pride -
Robyn:
Just incredible!
Chris:
- each day satisfied -
Robyn:
So unbedable...
Chris:
- that you are part of this idyllic scene!
*talking* Picture this: a house in the Beverly Hills. My latest screenplay sitting on the desk waiting to be the nest big hit. My hot mama, massaging my neck, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs - oh, we'll have six or seven...
Robyn: *hopefully* Dogs?
Chris: No, Rob'! Strapping boys, like me!
Robyn: *wince* Imagine that...
Chris: *singing*
I can see that we will share
All that love implies!
We will be the perfect pair -
Rather like my thighs!
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to -
The best things in life are -
All's well that ends with me!
Resist me - there's no way,
Certain as do re,
Rob' when you shaaaag wiiiiith -
*talking* So Rob', what'll it be? Is it "yes" or is it... "oh YES"?
Robyn: Um, I...I just don't deserve you!
Chris: Who does? *sings*
- MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Robyn: But thanks for asking.
*music stops*
*pause*
Robyn: *blink blink* Wait. What just happened?
Chris: *blink* Um....I was asking if ya wanted to shag?
Robyn: Yeah, but...we were singing. o__O
Chris: Yes....I never knew I had such a lovely voice!
Robyn: CHRIS! That was the song from the stage version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast! Where Gaston sings! But it had different words! And there was backround music! Do YOU see an orchastra around here!?
Chris: Y'know, that IS pretty weird, even for around here...
*Jake and Falcon walk in looking tramuatized*
Jake: It gets weirder. Me and Rach were just jumping around singing "Those kids were kung fu fighting," backround music and everything!
Falcon: As head admin, I officially announce that there is something freaky going down here and we better find out what...
(Oooh! Okay, obviously this is like Insanity Incorrpurated, with a few little rules. Basically find a song, ANY song, doesn't have to be from a musical, change the words so it makes sense and make members sing it. ^_^ Try to make one song per post. If you can't think of any song, that's fine, just post something to move the story along. Let's try to make this weird and funny!! ^_^
And Chris, if I offended you with that song, I am truely sorry. And if I complimented you with that song, I'm even more sorry. >_< *LOL*)
*Robyn is walking down the street, just hanging out. She's softly singing some random song. She passes a weird little antique shop and is stopped by a Weird Antique Lady*
Weird Antique Lady: *in weird accent* HelLO!
Robyn: Gah! Oh, uh, hi!
WAL: Excuse me, I just couldn't help noticing what a pretty voice you have!
Robyn: Um, thanks!
WAL: In fact, I was wondering if you might be interested in this little item -
Robyn: Sorry lady, but I don't have any money, and anyway I gotta get going -
WAL: Oh, you don't have to PAY, child! It's just a little something I'm giving out! This is my grand opening!
*She gives Robyn a funky looking necklace*
WAL: It's said that this little treasure possess a lovely musical power! I'd like you to have it.
Robyn: *thinking* Eh, it's kinda ugly, but I don't want to be rude. It might be good for a halloween costume of something. *speaking* Thanks, I'll take it! Well, I gotta get going, see ya!
*Robyn walks off, whistling. Once she's gone the WAL chuckles EVILY*
WAL: Heh heh heh...foolish child...
*Dun dun dun!*
~LATER~
*Robyn is watching ROTJ for... (counts) the 50th...no the 60th time now! And yes, she still freaks out at the climax.*
Robyn: *gasp* YOU BEAST!
Chris: *walking in* Why thank you!
Robyn: Huh? Oh not YOU, the Joker!
Jake: *walking in* Heavens, Robyn, I didn't know you went for the kinky clown thing. ;D
Robyn: That is NOT what I meant! Arrrgh, screw you Jake.
Jake: Please no, I'm a minor. God you make it so easy.
Chris: I could screw if you want.
Robyn: LEAVE ME ALONE!
*Jake leaves, laughing, but Chris stays behind*
Chris: Soooo whatcha watching?
Robyn: Go aWAY, Chris.
Chris: Geez, I'm just trying to be nice! *storms away*
Robyn: *sigh* Chris, wait! *turns off tv and follows him* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.
Chris: *sniff* Really?
Robyn: Yeah, I guess I just got defensive really fast 'cause I thought you were gonna start with the skating on thin ice comments -
*Out of nowhere music starts playing*
Robyn: o__O *looks around wildly* Uhh Chris, do you hear that?
*Oblivious, Chris puts on a cocky grin and quite suddenly...starts...SINGING!?*
Chris: *singing*
You've been dreaming just one dream
Wishing just one wish!
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you get "The Chris"?
Will you be this He-Man's property?
Good news - the answer's "oui"!
This equation - girl plus man -
Doesn't help just you;
On occasion women can
Have their uses too!
Mainly to extend the "Chrisly" tree -
Baby, extend with me!
We'll be raising sons galore!
Robyn: *now SHE starts singing!*
Inconcievable!
Chris:
Each one six foot four!
Robyn:
Unbelievable!
Chris:
Each one stuffed with every "The Chirs" gene!
Robyn:
I'm not hearing this...
Chirs:
You'll be buzzing about with pride -
Robyn:
Just incredible!
Chris:
- each day satisfied -
Robyn:
So unbedable...
Chris:
- that you are part of this idyllic scene!
*talking* Picture this: a house in the Beverly Hills. My latest screenplay sitting on the desk waiting to be the nest big hit. My hot mama, massaging my neck, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs - oh, we'll have six or seven...
Robyn: *hopefully* Dogs?
Chris: No, Rob'! Strapping boys, like me!
Robyn: *wince* Imagine that...
Chris: *singing*
I can see that we will share
All that love implies!
We will be the perfect pair -
Rather like my thighs!
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to -
The best things in life are -
All's well that ends with me!
Resist me - there's no way,
Certain as do re,
Rob' when you shaaaag wiiiiith -
*talking* So Rob', what'll it be? Is it "yes" or is it... "oh YES"?
Robyn: Um, I...I just don't deserve you!
Chris: Who does? *sings*
- MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Robyn: But thanks for asking.
*music stops*
*pause*
Robyn: *blink blink* Wait. What just happened?
Chris: *blink* Um....I was asking if ya wanted to shag?
Robyn: Yeah, but...we were singing. o__O
Chris: Yes....I never knew I had such a lovely voice!
Robyn: CHRIS! That was the song from the stage version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast! Where Gaston sings! But it had different words! And there was backround music! Do YOU see an orchastra around here!?
Chris: Y'know, that IS pretty weird, even for around here...
*Jake and Falcon walk in looking tramuatized*
Jake: It gets weirder. Me and Rach were just jumping around singing "Those kids were kung fu fighting," backround music and everything!
Falcon: As head admin, I officially announce that there is something freaky going down here and we better find out what...
(Oooh! Okay, obviously this is like Insanity Incorrpurated, with a few little rules. Basically find a song, ANY song, doesn't have to be from a musical, change the words so it makes sense and make members sing it. ^_^ Try to make one song per post. If you can't think of any song, that's fine, just post something to move the story along. Let's try to make this weird and funny!! ^_^
And Chris, if I offended you with that song, I am truely sorry. And if I complimented you with that song, I'm even more sorry. >_< *LOL*)