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Post by Robyn on Nov 18, 2003 18:19:01 GMT -5
Robyn: Hey guys, I think I found out why me and Rach and Lani were acting so WRONG just now! Chris: BeCAUSE you can't. Resist. THE CHRIS! Robyn: Noooooo because of THIS! *hold up a small bottle of liquid* I found this near the sodas in the fridge! Chris: Oh, crackers... Falcon: Well, what is it? *Music starts up* Robyn: For once, I am so glad to hear that. ;D Chris took his troubles down to Madame Rue - You know, that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth. She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of - Love Potion Number Nine... He told her that he was a flop with chicks - He's been this way since 1996. She looked at his palm and she made a magic sign, She said, "What you need is - Love Potion Number Nine..." She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said, "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink." It smells like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink. "Now listen boy, just put in it the ladies drink!" Now Chrissy's gone and done just that, A desperate attempt to make him look all that. And now we all know that he is NOT "so fine" So I'll dump this little bottle off - Love Potion Number Nine! *music stops* Chris:  ...Yeah, well, you still have no boobs. Robyn: *throws shoe at Chris* |
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 18, 2003 18:29:59 GMT -5
*scene opens gosai and shinobi in lani's room*
Shinobi: The pervert went into the hotties room cuz he was looking for a girl to oggle and he was in a bind cuz he was way behind and willin' to make a deal
when he came accross this girl changing her clothes and looking mighty HOT he jumped up on her vanity chest and said
'GIRL LET ME TELL YA WHAT! i guess you did know this but im a pervert otaku too and if you care to take a dare i'll make a bet with you! now you know a quite a lot but give gosai his due i got a bra of gold against your clothes cuz i think im better then you!'
the girl said 'my names lani and it might be boring but i'll take your bet and your gonna regret cuz im the best there's ever been'
lani racke your brains and make gosai think hard cuz hells broke lose in the tower and gosai deals the card and if you win you get this shiny bra made of gold but if you lose the perverts get all your clothes!
well gosai said 'i'll start this show' and ki flew from his fingertips as he selected his questionarre and group of perverts joined in a looked...something like this *the chris and shinobi*
*gosai saying various things about anime*
well when the pervert finshed lani said 'your pretty good ol' son but sit right down on my bed right there and let me show ya how its done
*lani answereing questions about anime*
Well that ole pervert bowed his head cuz he knew he'd been beat (and lani was still in her underwear) and he laid that golden bra on the ground at lani's feet
well she just smiled and said 'you just come back now if ya ever wanna try again i dun told you once you great big hentai im the biggest otaku there is!'
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Post by atlantis on Nov 18, 2003 18:41:42 GMT -5
*I was so ready to kick your ass, virtual or not.* *But i guess i wont*  |
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Post by Falcon on Nov 18, 2003 18:43:51 GMT -5
Rach': Men! They're all the same!
Robyn: Yeah! Perverts! Evedry single last one of them.
Jake: Hey! We're not all like that!
Alan: Yeah!
Marx: Yeah!
Shinobi, Gosai, and Chris: YEAH!....Wait....
~Robyn, Falcon, and Lani roll eyes.~ : Prove it.
Jake: Fine. We will ~Takes up guitaur.
Jake:All right guys, this is a simple 1 3 4 5 in the key of F
sharp. Watch me for the changes and try to keep up....
'
Chris: Hey!
Jake: 1 2 3 4.....
Chris: : You hate men is what you say/
Jake: and I understand how you feel that way/
Alan: All girls dream of a fairy tale/
ALL: But what you've got's like a used car sales/ man
Jake: Trying to conceal what's wrong behind a smile and a song/
Jake: And I'm not saying that boys are not like that/
Chris: What cho' talkin' bout' willis!
Jake: But I think you should know/
Shinobi: That some of us will grow/
Jake:Because. . ./
gOSAI: All princes start as frogs, and all gentlemen as dogs/
~Everyone looks at Chris~
Chris: What!
Jake:Just wait till its plain to see/
What we're growing up to be/
Shinobi:cause some frogs will still be frogs/
Chris: Some dogs will still be dogs/
~Again, everyone stares at Chris~
Chris: WHAT!
Jake:but some boys can become men/
Shinobi: Just don't kiss us til then.
...
...
...
Shinobi: Ok, I'm a man now. WHO WANTS SOME SUGAR!
Robyn, Lani, Falcon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!~Run away~
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 18, 2003 21:08:02 GMT -5
Jake: Sheddup Shinobi!
Shinobi: You gonna fight me again?
Jake: Don't tempt me!
Shinobi: Don't forget what happened last time!
Jake: I cicked you in the knees and you cried like a little girl.
Shinobi: Oh...Yeah.
Jake: Hey *Sheryl Crow music in background* All I wanna do is have some fun.
Shinobi: I've got a feeling, you're not the only one.
Jake: All I wanna do is have some...
Falcon: Get some, get some, get some, don't yall guys think about anything else?
Jake: Wait! But I...
Falcon: Can it.
Jake: No. Hit it!
This ain't no disco
It ain't no country club either
This is LA!
Shinobi: No...This ain't...I mean... Isn't LA.
Jake: The song man.
Shinobi: What song?
Jake: "All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos of nothing
He says his name's William but I'm sure
He's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
Falcon: Ugly? That's not very ni...
Jake: Would you two let me sing?
Everyone: NO!
Jake: Tough!
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The good people of the world are washing their cars
On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in skirts in suits
They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record store too
Well, they're nothing like Billy and me, cause
Falcon: You done yet?
Jake: Not even close babe, it's chorus time!
Falcon: Oh no.
Jake:All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Shinobi: Where's that?
Falcon: LA I guess...
Jake: I'm trying to sing!
Falcon: TOUGH!
It's my time now!
And I'm gonna ROCK YOUR WORLD!
Jake: *casually shoves Falcon backwards* Trip?
Shinobi: SOUL RIDE!
Jake: Huh?
Shinobi: TAKE IT EASY!
Jake: What are you talking about?
Shinobi: SOUL RIDE!
Jake: Somebody get rid of this guy!
Marx: *Walks out in kung fu uniform as Foo Fighters begin to play in background* Ohohohohoh. HA! EVERYBODY WAS...
Jake: What've I done?
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 19, 2003 10:43:22 GMT -5
*Chris walks in flanked by clones*
Chris: Never you fear, the Chris is here!
Jake: And I thought Marx was bad...
Chris clone 1: And a 1, a two, a one two three four!
Shinobi: *starts playing guitar*
YJUTT girls: *Line up in front of Chris*
Chris: You're in an all-girl band
But your Chris is second hand
I could be yours you understand, but you don't care
*Shinobi strums guitar*
Chris clone 1: I have a job as a god
I make happy women sad
I steal their hearts, but I'm not a thieve
Chris clone 2: Good at being bad
Bad at being good
Everything's on hold within our evolution!
All three Chrises: Yooooou're my alternative girlfriend
I love you all and you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over!
Chris: Tomorrow night we'll sleep on the lawn
You'll wake up and I'll be gone
Back to the dream I dream to leave
*Shinobi on guitar*
Chris clone 1: My life with the others is a bore
I can't spell it, but it's a metaphor
No more surprises up its sleeve
Chris clone 2: We're good at being bad,
and bad at being good
Everything's been sold to others' revolutions!
All Chrises: You're my alternative girlfriends
I love you all now you cannot pretend
There's nothing left that won't cross over
Jake: You live in a dream world if you think he's worth your time
So come away with me girls, cause I'm real fine
If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick
So we can get away from Chris, 'cause he's makin' me sick
Chris clone 1: Yoooooooooooooou're
Chris clone 2: Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
All Chrises: ALTERNATIVE GIRLFRIENDS!
*Shinobi and girls applaud*
Marx: Be sure you have, expert timing.
Jake: *glaring as all the girls flock to Chris* Wrong song Marx.
Marx: Yeah...He was good! Not as good as me of course, but good... What was that song anyway?
Jake: Alternative Girlfriend...With some different lyrics.
Marx: Very different.
Jake: Yep... I tried.
Marx: It was too little too late.
Jake: No. It was the second chorus.
Marx: Huh?
Jake: Too Little Too Late...Another Barenaked Ladies song.
Marx: I knew that.
Jake: You say, "Why does everything revolve around you?"
Marx: You say, "Why does everything I do confound you?"
Jake: You say that I pulled the world from under you
Marx: You can't go through it this time
Jake:And I could be good, and I would - If I knew I was understood
Marx: And this'll be great, just wait - Or is it too little too late?
Jake: One day, this embarrassment will fade behind me
Marx: And that day I could think of things that won't remind me
Jake: But these days it's unbearable for me now
Marx: We can't just sing it this way
Jake: I'm gaining strength, tying to learn pull my own weight
But I'm gaining pounds at the precipice of Too Late
Marx: Just Wait!
Jake: I could be good, and I would - If I knew I was understood
Marx: And it'll be great, just wait - Or is it too little too late?
Jake: Record and play, after years of endless rewind
His last song wasn't half as bad as this rhyme
Marx: This time isn't Hell,
Last time, I couldn't tell
This mind wasn't well
Next time, hope I'm...
Jake: Going to be good, and I would -
If I knew I was understood
Marx: And it'll be great, just wait -
Or is it too little too late?
Jake: Good, and I would -
If I knew I was understood
Marx: And it'll be great, just wait -
Or is it too little too late?
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Post by The Chris on Nov 19, 2003 17:50:19 GMT -5
Robyn: Hey guys, I think I found out why me and Rach and Lani were acting so WRONG just now! Chris: BeCAUSE you can't. Resist. THE CHRIS! Robyn: Noooooo because of THIS! *hold up a small bottle of liquid* I found this near the sodas in the fridge! Chris: Oh, crackers... Falcon: Well, what is it? *Music starts up* Robyn: For once, I am so glad to hear that. ;D Chris took his troubles down to Madame Rue - You know, that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth. She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of - Love Potion Number Nine... ~Chris, upset and inbarest (dunno how to spell it), runs of. He stand outside in the garden. Chris;- God, am such a jerk. All I wanted was for them to like me, not for them to hate me. Man, now I can never go out with a girl, am too bisey trying to impress them all...... I just wanted to feel liked. I'm finding my way back to sanity again
Though I don't really know what i'm gonna do when i get there
I take a breath and hold on tight
Spin around one more time
And gracefully fall back to the arms of grace
Cause I am hanging on every word you're saying
Even if you don't wanna speak tonight
That's alright, alright with me
Cause I want nothing more than to sit outside heaven's door
And listen to you breathing
Its where i wanna be, yeah
Where I wanna be
I'm looking past the shadows in my mind into the truth
And i'm trying to identify the voices in my head
God wish won't you
Let me feel one more time what if feels like to feel alive
And break these caluses off me one more time
Cause I am hanging on every word you're saying
Even if you don't wanna speak tonight
That's alright, alright with me
Cause I want nothing more than to sit outside of your door
And listen to you breathing
Its where I wanna be, yeah
Oh i don't want a thing from you
Bet you're tired of me waiting for
The scraps to fall off of your table to the ground
La da da da...
Cause i just wanna be here now
Cause I am hanging on every word you're saying
Even if you don't wanna speak tonight
That's alright, alright with me
Cause I want nothing more than to sit outside heaven's door
And listen to you breathing
Its where i wanna be, yeah
Where I wanna be
Cause I am hanging on every word you're saying
Even if you don't wanna speak tonight
That's alright, alright with me
Cause I want nothing more than to sit outside heaven's door
And listen to you breathing
Its where i wanna be, yeah
Where I wanna be. Is that so..... bad? Lifehouse- Breathing. |
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 19, 2003 18:23:54 GMT -5
Shinobi: JAKE! Have you heard...CHRIS HAS A GIRLFRIEND!?!
Jake: What? No way!
Shinobi: Yeah! I just heard!
Jake: *Sunday, Bloody Sunday music plays in background* I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
How long...
How long must I sing this song
How long, how long...
'cause today...Chris got a girlfriend
Tonight...
Broken hearts beneath the Chris's feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I won't heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
And the puberty's just begun
There's many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within their hearts
And all the relationships are just
Torn apart
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
How long...
How long must I sing this song
How long, how long...
'cause tonight... The poor girls will make love
Tonight...tonight...
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
Girls wipe the tears from your eyes
It was your choice, now just say your goodbyes
Girls, wipe your tears away
Oh, wipe your tears away
(Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend)
Oh, wipe your blood shot eyes
(Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend)
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend (It was the girls own faults)
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend (It was the girls own faults)
And it's true they got away
Once they faced Chris's reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die
(Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend )
The real battle just begun
To claim the girls that Chris once won
Oh...
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend
Chris has a Bloody Girlfriend ...
Shinobi: PSYCH!
Jake: You little...
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Post by Robyn on Nov 19, 2003 22:44:08 GMT -5
Robyn: Wha? Chris has a girlfriend?? Jake: No, Watwazdat was just being stupid. Shinobi: DON'T CALL ME THAT! Robyn: Oh good, I was about to look through my Bible and check to see if that was a sign of the Apockolypse. Shinobi: Aw, lay off Robyn! I think you kinda hurt his feelings, actually. Robyn: WHAT!? Did you even SEE what just happened!? You're just taking his side 'cause you're a perv like him! Jake: Actually, I gotta go with Shin on this, Chirs sounds really bummed. Robyn: I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM HEARING THIS! *storms out of there and into the garden. She sighs and sits by a nearby fountain (what a picturesque garden we got, eh?). Suddenly...* *POOF!* Robyn: What the - Voice: HELLO!!!! Robyn: GAH! *falls over, startled. She looks up* Wha...what are YOU? *Floating in front of her is what looks like a tiny version of Robyn, except she has wings and a flowing white dress* Good Robyn: I'm Good Robyn! I'm your Shoulder Angel, the part of you that craves peace and goodwill! ^_^ Isn't it a beautiful evening?? Makes me want to sing! KUMBAYA, MY LORD - Robyn: NO! Please, no more singing. Good Robyn: Whoops, sorry. ^_^ Robyn: So shouldn't there also be a Shoulder Devil? *POOF!* *Next to Robyn appears another tiny version of Robyn with devil horns and a skimpy red dress.  * Robyn: Wow, I never knew I could look so...trampy. Evil Robyn: Hey, watch your mouth! I'm your naughty side. I don't get out much. *takes a deep breath* AHH what a lovely night! ...For DESTRUCTION! *evil laugh* Robyn: Okay, okay, so WHY are you two here? Good Robyn: Isn't it obvious? Robyn, you should go apologize to Chris. Robyn: What!? No way! He should apologize to ME! Good Robyn: Yes he should, but it might be easier for him if you extend the olive branch first, so to speak. Robyn: Well... *looks at Evil Robyn* I guess your gonna tell me I SHOULDN'T apologize, right? Evil Robyn: Actually, I'm with goody good on this one....he's kinda hot! *growl* Robyn:  He's a JERK! Evil Robyn: And your point is....? Robyn: -__-0 *sigh* *Meanwhile, at the other side of the garden...* Evil Chris: I am Evil Chriiiis, I am Evil Chriiiiiis! Good Chris: Dude, IT'S GETTING OLD! *to Chris* As I was saying, you should apologize to the girls. Chris: But they won't listen! Especially Robyn...she never trusts what I say... Good Chris: Yes, but can you blame her? Evil Chris: Probably not, but do it anyway. ROBYN'S TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING! Feeling better? Chris: *miserably* No... Good Chris: C'mon Chris, getting this off your chest will really help you out. Evil Chris: Yeah, and chicks love that whole sensitive guy crap. Butter her up, then bang her! *sways hips* Hummina hummina! Good Chris: *rolls eyes and throws harp at Evil Chris* *TWANG!* Evil Chris: OW! MY HAIR! Good Chris: So, Chris, whatdya say? *Music starts up* Chris: Crap, not again... *Meanwhile, Robyn hears it too* Robyn: Oh no, why do I feel a sappy number coming on?? (TO BE CONTINUED! Very soon...give me a minute...if you care...) |
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Post by Robyn on Nov 19, 2003 23:13:03 GMT -5
Robyn: If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that. No man is worth the aggravation - That's ancient history, been there, done that! Shoulder Gals: Who'd'ya think you're kiddin' You know he's not that awful to you! Try to keep it hidden, Honey, we can see right through you! Girl, ya can't conceal it We know how ya feel and Who you're thinking of... Robyn: No chance, no way I won't say it, no, no Shoulder Gals: You frown, you sigh, why deny it, uh-oh! Robyn: It's too cliche, I won't say I'm sorry... Chris: I thought my heart had learned its lesson... It feels so good when you start out. My head is screaming get a grip, man... Unless you're dying to cry your heart out! Shoulder Guys: You keep on denying Who you are and how you're feeling Baby, we're not buying Man, we saw ya hit the ceiling Face it like a grown-up When ya gonna own up That ya feel, feel really bad Chris: No chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no! Shoulder Guys: Give up, get down, Check the frown, you're sorry! Chris: This scene won't play, I won't say I'm sorry... Shoulder Girls: You're doin flips, read our lips, You're sorry! Robyn: You're way off base, I won't say it! Get off my case, I won't say it! Shoulder Girls: Girl, don't be proud It's O.K. you're sorry... Robyn: *sigh* I guess I am... Chris: I'll tell her that I'm... Chris and Robyn: ...sorry... *Music stops. The two realize they've been wandering through the garden and have met each other in the midde. Awkwardness.* Chris: ...Aw crap. Robyn: We just did a sappy number together, huh? Chris: Yep. Uh...Robyn? Robyn: Yeah? Chris: Am sorry I was a jerk... Robyn: Yeah, well, I'm sorry I embarressed you. ...Are we cool? Chris: Yep. Robyn: Cool. ^_^ *Meanwhile, Evil Chris and Evil Robyn have noticed each other* Evil Chris: Heeey...how you doin'? ;D Evil Robyn: I'm doing just fine, big guy, the question is: how are YOU doin'? ;D Good Chris and Good Robyn: Timetogo! *POOF!* *All the Shoulder People dissapear* Robyn and Chris: *blink* Robyn: Right. ANYway.... Chris: *LOL* Yeah... *Suddenly a pair of keys falls between the two. They look up to see Jake* Jake: Either quit the sappy moment or get a room. Robyn: *throws shoe at Jake* |
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Post by The Chris on Nov 20, 2003 12:54:09 GMT -5
Chris;- Thanx, think we should make use of the room Robyn. Robyn;-  Chris!! Chris;- What, it might have a tele. God, what'cha think I ment? >>> Modified my last post. Go back and read it. <<< |
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Post by Archer on Nov 20, 2003 13:32:47 GMT -5
[Making fun of sound of music ;D]
Robyn: Jake, I can't find Archer!
Jake: Is he missing again?
Falcon: Maybe we should tied a cow bell around his neck!
Chris: YEAH! Then we can pin him to the wall!
[Music start]
Chris: Oh how do you solve a problem like Archer? How do you catch him pin him down?
Falcon: How do you find a word mean Archer?
Chris: A Idoit,
Robyn: Crazy,
Jake: And a clown!
Robyn: There's many things you want to tell him, telling him to come back!
Jake: Oh how do you make him stay and listen to what you say?
Chris: How do you keep him on the Internet?
Falcon: Oh how do you solve a problem like Archer? How do you keep him on this site?
Robyn: When I went to him, Just to talk to him, he never knew who I was!
Jake: How offending,
Falcon: What a jerk!
Chris: What a moron!
Jake: Such idoit!
Robyn: I know tell me about it!
Everyone: Oh how do you solve a problem like Archer? How do you catch him and pin him down? How do you find a word mean Archer?
A idoit
crazy
and clown!
Many things you know, you like to tell him, Many reason you want him back,Oh how do you solve a promblem like Archer?
[Music stop, Archer run pass them]
Everyone: How do you keep him on this site?
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 20, 2003 13:48:31 GMT -5
Jake: *Elton John music begins to play in background*
He packed his bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And he's gonna be high as a kite by then
He'll miss the earth so much He'll miss his life
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it’s gonna be a short short time
Till touch down brings him round again to find
We're still the friends he left at home
Oh oh oh oh
He's the Archer man
Archer man! burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this silence I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
To find the Archer man,
Archer man!
And I think it’s gonna be a short short time...
Shinobi: Man that sucked!
Jake: Whadda you know?
Shinobi: I know about this little thing called keys. Ever heard of it? IT'S WHAT SOME PEOPLE SING IN!
Jake: I sing in keys!
Shinobi: Yeah... The wrong ones!
Jake: Aaaaah sheddup!
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...Yeah, well, you still have no boobs.
*
He's a JERK!
Chris!!