Dominion
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 21:17:37 GMT -5
Dominion, Harley, and Joker appear in Joker's living room space Harley and Joker are happy to be home. Dominion looks around seeing the obvious signs of decay and what not that goes along with an abandonned building.
Dominion: (sarcastically): Nice place you got here
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 15, 2003 21:26:11 GMT -5
Harley takes the Joker's hat and coat, hanging them on a bent pipe. "Why THANK YOU, Dommy! We try to keep things tidy. Ugh, but you should have seen the people who stayed here before us! They were infested with.... with..." Harley made a gaging face. "Children!!!" The Joker composed himself. "Ah, but you know what they say: 'When in doubt, a little genocide goes a long way...'" The Joker began to chuckle. He plopped down in a torn up easy chair, propping his feet on a table. "Well, now that we're all nice and cozy-wozy, what say we get down to business..."
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 21:34:30 GMT -5
Dominion: My centiments excatly
Harley hands Dominion a cigar and he lights it with a yellow beam from his ring.
Dominion: So what does an old timer like you want with a two timer like me?
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 15, 2003 21:42:03 GMT -5
The Joker took a cigar of his own, lighting it with huge burst of flame from a nearby blow-torch. He stood up, walking around the room. "Ah, you've got me pegged, Domino's Man. I AM an old-timer." He crouched over as Harley handed him a cane. "A washed up old has been, whose best crimes are behind him... Why, when I think of all the good times me and the Batfink had... *sniff* it always makes me so... so... excuse me!" The Joker began to sob uncontrolably. Harley ran to his side, putting a hanky up to his nose. "ah... Ah... AH...." The Joker let out a sneeze and from the hanky shot several strands of silly string all over Dominion. Harley and the Joker began laughing hysterically.
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Dominion
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 21:44:38 GMT -5
Dominion: You're a funny guy Napier,
The Joker looks at Dominion stunned
Dominion: But you still haven't told me what you want.
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 15, 2003 22:00:22 GMT -5
The Joker chuckled to himself at Dominion's comment. In an instant, he was behind Dominion, arms around his shoulders. "But I must say, after all these years, there's still one parTICular caper of mine that especially tugs at the ol' heartstrings." Joker pushed a button on his cane, prompting a large television against the far wall to flicker to life. The screen showed an image of a boy in an outlandish get up, being brutally beaten by the Joker. He leaned in closer to Dominion's ear, a slower, harsher tone in his voice. "Oh yes... I've commited my fair share of murders..." He pondered for a moment. "Actually, I've probably commited your fair share too!" He laughed loud for a few seconds, immediately returning to his sinister voice as the video became increasingly... graphic. "But the one that reeeealy seemed to get ol' Batbum's cape in a twist was this one right here..." The television cuts to a wide shot of a tent, which explodes. Harley, who has been sitting on the floor eating popcorn, cheers loudly. "Yes, little Jay-Jay there has provided me with all sorts of happy memories. But you know what they say..." Harley stands up, holding two cookies; one in the likeness of the current Robin, and one in the likeness of Falcon. "Ya can't live in the past!" says Harley as she happily drops the cookies into a blender.
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 22:03:26 GMT -5
Dominion: Birds of a Feather. Alone they're no match for one of us, let alone two. But have you thought this through, what about The Titans.
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 15, 2003 22:12:21 GMT -5
Excitedly, the Joker runs in front of Dominion. "And that's where YOU come in, my god-level-jewelry-wearin' friend! YOU get to take out the other Titans, after the way the embarassed you last time! And me and Harl here are free to bump off the Winged Wonders nice and slow." Harley jumped up and down. "OOH! OOH! With Batman watchin', right??" "Oh, how silly of me to forget! That's the best part... with the Titans all... preoccupied, Bats will have to come himself! And we'll give him a nice front-row seat for my finest encore." A sliding step put Joker right next to Dominion. "So.... what do you think...?"
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 22:14:54 GMT -5
Dominion: So you want the Bat the Falcon and little Red Robin and I can give them to you in a way that you haven't even dreamed of yet, and although you did free me I ask you one more favor
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 15, 2003 22:17:18 GMT -5
The Joker jumps into Dominion's lap, handing him another cigar as Harley rubs his back. "But of course, Dommy ol' buddy ol' pal! Our home is your home! Just say the word."
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 22:18:35 GMT -5
Dominion: Well of all the titans I had intel on we were missing one, he could be the Wild Card in all this, we need to get rid of Action Boy
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 15, 2003 22:27:18 GMT -5
The Joker laughed hysterically. "Oh Dommy, you're too much!!" He hopped out of Dominion's lap, scratching his chin. "But I can see why you think Acne Boy might be trouble! Last time we tangoed he caused quite a problem, even after I sprayed him with my Joker Gas." As the Joker pondered, Harley sheepishly spoke up. "Well boss, why doncha just take him out first?" The Joker, very angry, stomped up to Harley's face, raised his hand and... patted her on the head. "AHAHAHAHA! What a brilliant idea! There's no way he could handle both of us all by his lonesome! Good work, Harl. I knew I kept you around here for something."
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 22:30:00 GMT -5
Dominion: And just to thank you for freeing me, and because I think it'd be the funniest thing I ever seen I got a perfect way for stopping the Bat...
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Post by Macbeth on Oct 15, 2003 22:35:24 GMT -5
The Joker jumped up and down laughing. "Why, you're just the accomplice that keeps on giving, aren't you?" He and Harley both jumped into Dominions lap again. "Well?? Don't keep us in suspense! What's your idea, big guy?"
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Post by Dominion on Oct 15, 2003 22:36:47 GMT -5
Dominions ring flashes he looks up
Dominion: We hit him where he lives.
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