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Feb 9, 2004 18:55:25 GMT -5
Post by Marx on Feb 9, 2004 18:55:25 GMT -5
I had this section in Member's Quarters, but I keep forgetting to go there so it defeats the purpose of the thread. Basically, this is for everyone's insanely long titles so you only have to copy and paste them, isn't that nice.
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Feb 9, 2004 18:57:37 GMT -5
Post by Marx on Feb 9, 2004 18:57:37 GMT -5
And for those few who've never seen my title in it's entirety, here's why I almost never say the whole thing.
I AM THE VAMPIRE GOD OF CRAM AND KRISPY KREME DONUTS, WEILDER OF THE PERFECTLY POLISHED ULTRACRAMINATOR, BEARER OF THE GOLD AND SILVERSTARRED CROWN OF CRAM (version 2), MASTER OF DISCEPTION, LORD OF LUCK, KING OF CONSIDERATION, KISSER EXTRAORDINAIRE, INNOVATOR OF FIRE, MASTER OF MELLOWISM, DECEMBER MEMBER OF THE MONTH ON YJUTT AND THE RULER OF THE WORLD!
Now tell me that isn't a long title and for those who I can remember:
Robyn- General Vampyre Goddess of Defense
Lani- The Uber Cute Vampire Queen-Goddess of Cram, Weilder of the flying Cramwheel of Doom, Mistress of the Doll of Death and Part-Time Ruler of the World!!
Matt- Prince of Cram, Lord of all Nutty Nutty Fruitcake
Harley- The Princess of Cram, Harley the zigzagging flash fruitcake lover. Almighty queen of super hero loving and The comic collecting raging warrior princess of DC
Chris- God of All things Sexy and and What Women Want
X- The Lurker of Shadows, the all-around Invisible Man, the Wielder of Fuzzy the Highly-Trained Attack Ferret, the Mysterious Gentleman X
Fab- The Pain Inflictor
Clone- The Psycho Leprecaun of Destruction
My Second in Commands: Jake, Falcon, and Angie
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Feb 9, 2004 20:22:09 GMT -5
Post by fab on Feb 9, 2004 20:22:09 GMT -5
I'm not comfortable with such a small title. It doesn't reflect all the vastness of my being.
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Feb 9, 2004 20:27:57 GMT -5
Post by Jakazul on Feb 9, 2004 20:27:57 GMT -5
Yeah Mark. Add shallow sexist pig to Fab's. Jk
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Feb 9, 2004 20:30:51 GMT -5
Post by fab on Feb 9, 2004 20:30:51 GMT -5
No, I shall be called "The Pain Inflictor, non-virgin, God of Sex and all the butnekid women except for Lani." Yeah well, mistakes do happen...........
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Feb 9, 2004 20:33:17 GMT -5
Post by Jakazul on Feb 9, 2004 20:33:17 GMT -5
So I noticed. BTW, you managed to mispell except both on that post and in your profile info, bro.
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Feb 9, 2004 21:50:22 GMT -5
Post by Marx on Feb 9, 2004 21:50:22 GMT -5
lol Ok, that's kinda similar to Chris's though
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Feb 10, 2004 0:07:24 GMT -5
Post by nightwing on Feb 10, 2004 0:07:24 GMT -5
I am the Dark Tactician and Manipulator, Handsome loner, the God of fire, Slayer of vampires and things that go 'SPLISH' in the night, supreme champion of the great debate, All-knowing of comics and the Simpson, Dirty-dozen champion, Lord of the Unholy Monkey Army of the Night. The Phoenix Everlasting!! My Power will cover the earth and all will love me and dispair!!!
Bow! For the Phoenix Commands it!
I must have a sacrifice! Bring forth a sacrifice!
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Feb 10, 2004 12:26:06 GMT -5
Post by Marx on Feb 10, 2004 12:26:06 GMT -5
*raises eyebrow and grins evilly* Slayer of Vampires?
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Feb 10, 2004 12:32:34 GMT -5
Post by nightwing on Feb 10, 2004 12:32:34 GMT -5
>Lifts eyebrow and gives a snear/smirk<
Among other things...
Beware my power, for you have seen nothing like it before!!
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Feb 10, 2004 12:41:19 GMT -5
Post by Marx on Feb 10, 2004 12:41:19 GMT -5
Bah, I'm the ruler of the world. Along with many minions and mutants. I fear no slayer! For those who oppose me shall face the death of 1000 chipmunks!
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Feb 10, 2004 12:54:49 GMT -5
Post by nightwing on Feb 10, 2004 12:54:49 GMT -5
Ah... but I am a Slayer with the powers of a God!!!
I can lay waste to this whole planet if I so desired! (But I'm the good guy, so I won't. Besides all my stuff is on this planet...)
Beware those who practice evil!! (That includes telemarketers!)
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Feb 10, 2004 13:00:37 GMT -5
Post by Marx on Feb 10, 2004 13:00:37 GMT -5
I'm a god too, and so are most of my forces. And I'm evil too! If you don't believe me check out the laugh. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Feb 10, 2004 13:34:06 GMT -5
Post by nightwing on Feb 10, 2004 13:34:06 GMT -5
You call that a laugh of a God? [glow=Orange,7,300]I AM THE PHOENIX!!![/glow] Power Incarnet! The very heavens quiver at my name! I AM BEGINING AND END! I SHALL LAY WASTE TO ALL WHO PRACTICE EVIL!!
Now that is the proper set up for a god.
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Feb 10, 2004 13:53:35 GMT -5
Post by Marx on Feb 10, 2004 13:53:35 GMT -5
Hm, I guess that's alright if you wanna go for all that flashiness lol. My power speaks for itself. *a mysterious energy ball says "FEAR ME!!"* Um, chill out power, not yet, don't ruin the moment. *sighs* My power has a mind of it's own sometimes. *clears throat* Like that you mean?
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