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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 8:49:36 GMT -5
Well...we have insults, we have jokes, why not pick up lines? I mean look at Chris and Shinobi... Me? What are you talking about?...And Matt and tell me we don't have the qualifications! Anyway the only rules are: 1) Keep it pg 2) They have to be stupid. Hince the name. 3) "How you doin'" Can not be used. Sorry Chrisy.
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 9:01:02 GMT -5
Your eyes are the same color as my corvette.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
Your name is (Insert name), huh? Can I call you (name)? Really, what time?
I have only three months to live...
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
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Post by The Chris on Oct 2, 2003 16:41:29 GMT -5
-But Jake, "How are you doin?" is all I need. This also works like a charm; "Hi, am Chris."
-I also have a very dirty one, should I tell it?
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 16:43:18 GMT -5
Well... If it's PG... I might even stretch to PG-13, but above that's no.
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Post by The Chris on Oct 2, 2003 16:53:19 GMT -5
-Well if ya think it's too much, just delete it. "Your leg is the word. Lets go to your place to spread the word."
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 17:14:18 GMT -5
LOL. It's not, I almost posted that one actually.
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Post by The Chris on Oct 2, 2003 17:18:32 GMT -5
-Well, dirty minds think alike!
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 17:21:41 GMT -5
I almost take offense to that...
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Post by The Chris on Oct 2, 2003 17:23:52 GMT -5
-Maybe we should continue this in the insult section.
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 17:24:50 GMT -5
Are you a construction worker or something cause I'm looking for someone to practice screwing with...
I always wanted to be an athlete, want me to teach you tonsel hockey?
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Post by Marx on Oct 31, 2003 19:28:16 GMT -5
I already voted on Jokes so I thought what the heck I'll vote on the others too. My vote for the stupidest pick up line would be: "Your leg is the word. Lets go to your place to spread the word."
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 31, 2003 19:31:23 GMT -5
I guess I have no choice but to vote for that. It's the only one I didn't post myself and I can't vote for one of my own.
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Post by The Chris on Nov 1, 2003 16:47:36 GMT -5
You's like, you'es really like me!
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 1, 2003 17:49:31 GMT -5
Don't convince me not to Chrissy. ;D
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Post by The Chris on Nov 1, 2003 20:02:06 GMT -5
-Don't worry, I already hate your gu- Whaaaaay I mean.... ..... any one for pop corn? >>> Takes the Jake Voodu doll out the blender. <<<
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