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Post by The Chris on Sept 6, 2003 3:54:10 GMT -5
-Check out my new sig!
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Post by Marx on Sept 9, 2003 22:37:52 GMT -5
"It's like a koalla bear just crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Sealab 2021
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Post by X on Sept 11, 2003 9:00:44 GMT -5
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a giant sea turtle popped up and ate Bob the Monkey.
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Post by The Chris on Sept 11, 2003 11:50:03 GMT -5
>>>This is a play on words. It's how you say it<<<
"Did you came here to die?"
"No. I came here last week."
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Post by Jakazul on Sept 12, 2003 16:37:57 GMT -5
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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Post by The Chris on Sept 15, 2003 12:08:09 GMT -5
-People go on about wich came first, the egg or the chiken, and frankly I don't care. All I really want to know is what came next. The chiken wing or the omlette?
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Post by Jakazul on Sept 15, 2003 14:13:35 GMT -5
LOL The chicken wing. ;D
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Post by The Chris on Sept 15, 2003 15:37:35 GMT -5
-But how can we be sure?!
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Post by Jakazul on Sept 15, 2003 15:45:34 GMT -5
If the omlet had come first they'd've said "screw this" and killed all the chickens cause the chicken wing's better. The omlet's there for wierd people.
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Post by The Chris on Sept 15, 2003 15:48:14 GMT -5
-So your the one who's been eating them all?!!
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Post by Jakazul on Sept 15, 2003 15:49:53 GMT -5
*stuffs box of chicken wings and pile of omlets behind back* Um...*swallows bite*...No...Of course not...Just a few...OK YES!!
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Post by The Chris on Sept 15, 2003 15:55:58 GMT -5
-Phew , I didn't want to be the only one!!
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Post by X on Sept 16, 2003 8:22:51 GMT -5
If Jimmy cracks corn, And no-one cares, Why is there a song about it?
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Post by Jakazul on Sept 16, 2003 8:28:08 GMT -5
Well, there's a song about it because some yutz back in the 80's did care and he was frustrated so he made up a song about not carring so that future generations wouldn't...yup. *eats chicken wing*
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Post by Shinobi on Sept 16, 2003 8:34:06 GMT -5
Not really stupid but a freind of mine said it 'nobody dies a virgin...life screws you over all the time'
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