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Post by Jakazul on Sept 1, 2003 10:10:49 GMT -5
Red Tornado to YJ: ...Because I'm resisting the urge to bash my head in with a very large rock!
Red Tornado: (About li'l Lobo before they met) "And I am also informed that you have added a homicidal maniac to the team?" "That'd be Li'l Lobo." "He's not actually part of the team exactly."
Red Tornado meeting Emperess: "And I suppose you subjected her to a background check, a total analysis of her powers and made sure she was...*blablabla* Impulse: "Nah, we just let her in." RT: "Good, I was worried something might've changed."
Red Tornado to alien (later): "Who are you?" "Anybody you want me to be pal." "That apparently is good enough for membership here."
Cassie to Cissie: "That's crazy! You've gotta be Arrowett again!" "No, crazy is playing baseball to save an alien nation."
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Post by Falcon on Sept 1, 2003 11:05:19 GMT -5
Superboy to Bart: "Hey...Bart...If you have dinner with any ONE person, living od dead, who would you pick?" "That's easy." "Oh yeah? Who?" "Living." "What? What do you--Oh for crying out lou--" "I mean, who'd want to have dinner with a DEAD guy? Sitting there and rotting, with flies and maggots and....echhhh! Although, y'know, I guess if you were on a diet and you wanted to do something to kill your appetite...." "I meant someone famous like Thomas Jefferson..." "I thought he was dead." "He IS."
It goes on....
"So what's your POINT?" "The point is, it Jefferson were alive, would you want to have dinner with HIM?" "Well, SURE. For one thing, I'd wanna ask him why he's not DEAD anymore. Are we talking Superman back-to-life or a Spectra GHOST kinda thing?" "I don't even know why I bother." "Me neither." "Let's just not talk about, or even think about, Dead people, okay?" Secret-"Hi guys!" Kon-"Oyyyyyy..."
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Post by atlantis on Sept 1, 2003 12:08:10 GMT -5
Dammit Falc that was my one!!
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Post by atlantis on Sept 1, 2003 12:24:24 GMT -5
Wondy and Imp (at the camp-out) "Impulse... How about you? Would you be normal if you could?" "I don't understand the question. I AM normal. Its the rest of the world thats weird."
Things Bart says when he thinks he's Batman.
Imp "I'm BATMAN!" Rob "Your NOT serious." Imp "To the BATCAVE!" Cis "He's serious"
"The fiend! He took my Batarang!!"
"Trying to nail me evildoer? You'll have to do better than THAT!"
Specter and Secret. "You're Evil I'm Evil Superman is Evil Mick Jagger is Evil Harrison Ford is Evil" "NO! Not Harrison Ford--!"
Impulse one liners(AGAIN, Damn that boy is funny)
"Fine. Go believe a supervillain."
"We may have to go to DEFCON 2 on this one."
"PressButtons! PressAnyButtons!! PressAllTheButtons!!!"
"He's Flipped!! I think."
"OOO. I'm So Scared."
"But doesn't it look COOLER now?"
(on screen it doesn't actually seem that funny.)
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Post by The Chris on Sept 1, 2003 16:25:00 GMT -5
DAD;- "Were do you SEE your self in 20 years time Christopher?" CH..oh wait, ME;- "Don't know Dad. It depends what am looking at."
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Post by Marx on Sept 1, 2003 19:34:24 GMT -5
"To alcohol the cause of.....and solution to...all of life's problems."
"You tried, and you failed miserably, the lesson is, don't try."
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X
Full Member
The Mind
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Post by X on Sept 1, 2003 22:32:16 GMT -5
"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will plague your pathetic soul for all eternity." -Fortune cookie fromRocco's Modern Life
"Bad news. Grif was just eaten by a shark." "He was so full of life!... And disease!" -Sealab 2021
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Post by Robyn on Sept 1, 2003 23:38:46 GMT -5
Cyborg: "Man, I love picnic food!" Starfire: *slirp slirp* "Agreed, Cyborg! This small yellow beverage is especially tasty!" Robin: "Uh, Starfire, that's mustard." Starfire: "Is there more??" ^_^ Cyborg and Robin:
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Post by Marx on Sept 2, 2003 14:20:33 GMT -5
NO I CANNOT SEE THE 3 FINGERS YOU'RE HOLDING IN FRONT OF ME! I CAN'T SEE MAN!
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Post by Marx on Sept 2, 2003 18:44:32 GMT -5
"I'm not a fallen angel , they dropped me off at the corner." Same friend.
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Post by atlantis on Sept 4, 2003 5:57:43 GMT -5
Kon (in a conversation with Supergirl)
"When you wear the sign of the 'S' . . . it shows your a part of something. But if you've got the Bat on your chest . . . . . . It's like boasting about being separate . . . from everything. Y'know? No one wears the Bat because they want to give you the warm fuzzies."
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Harley
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Raven
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Post by Harley on Sept 5, 2003 2:01:40 GMT -5
Beast BoY: hey raven want breakfast. wakey wakey tofu eggs and bakey
Raven: earbal tea (sipps tea)
Beast Boy: come on raven
Raven: NO!
Beast Boy: (eggs expload in face)
Beast boy: whats her problem
cyborg: i think you skould go appologize
beast boy: me. appologize she's the one who turned breakfast into a battle feild
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Post by Jakazul on Sept 5, 2003 12:56:30 GMT -5
The new hit show...Breakfast Battlefield! Brought to you by Beast Boy and Raven!
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Alex
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Post by Alex on Sept 5, 2003 15:00:27 GMT -5
"I'm a star!!!" "*he-he*" "Even though I didn't agree to a contract"!!! " Someone get my agent!!"
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Alex
Junior Member
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Post by Alex on Sept 5, 2003 15:19:13 GMT -5
Scientist says to his assistant," This is a list of the greatest inventions that I have ever created!!". The assistant read the list quietly and it read, * solar powered flashlight* * glow in the dark sun glasses* * inflatable dart set with non-inflatable darts* * waterproof towel* * waterproof swim wear* The assistant glances at the scientist like this...
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