Post by Macbeth on Oct 10, 2003 15:56:39 GMT -5
"Go fish..." said Agent Copland, a harsh pang of annoyance in his voice.
"Aw, is someone cranky because he's been LOSING all night?" laughed Agent Maloy, as she laid down yet another pair (this time fives) on the table.
Copland shifted in his seat, positioned beside the outer door to Cell 113, and sighed.
"Look, we've been playing fish since midnight! Can't we go back to Rumy?"
"Ok, no problem! I'll just kick your butt at a differe-"
"SNACK TIME!!"
Both agents, ready to attack, turned toward the source of their interuption. As they saw the young girl wearing the nurse's uniform, they calmed themselves.
"Hey, it's about time! You were supposed to be here hours ago!"
The nurse smiled. "Hee hee! Sorry about that. You know how a nurse can get tied up in a place like this..." A surpressed snicker at her own joke went unnoticed by the guards.
"Well, no harm done. What've we got?" Maloy began to lift up the cover on the plates.
"A very special surprise, to celebrate your prisoner's escape! Banana Cream Pie!! MMmmmMMMm!!!"
Maloy and Copland smiled, then paused. "Escape??" They both uttered.
Immediately, the pies were launched from their plates and into the faces of the guards, covering them completely. To their horor, they soon discovered that they couldn't remove them. They began to scream as they ran out of air. The nurse stepped forward.
"What's wrong? Did I use too much glue??" She asked, sheepishly.
"Nonsense, Pookie!"
A figure, clad in purple, stepped out of the shadows.
"You're pies are simply to die for!!" The Joker laughed hysterically, kissing Harley Quinn on the cheek as she removed her costume.
"Aw, Puddin'! You always know just what ta say ta lift a girl's spirits..." She reached under her cart, removing a bomb bearing The Joker's likeness and placing it on the door.
"Well now, we can't have you all down in the dumps when we meet out new playmate, now can we?" Chuckling, the Joker activated the bomb. The clock showed "1:00" and began counting down.
"A MINUTE?! But I want it NOW!!" From his coat, the Joker pulled a large gun and began firing at the bomb, amidst fits of laughter.
The explosion was deafening, yet was heard by no one outside the chamber. The Joker waited, tapping his foot.
"Now where are all the other guards?!" He looked at Harley, who simply shrugged. "Oh well. I'm sure wherever they are..." pulling out an empty canister of Joker Toxin. "They're smiling!"
The pair skipped into the chamber, each whistling a different tune, until they reached a large tank in the middle of the room. The Joker tapped on the glass.
"Helloooooo! Wakey Wakey!!..... Well ,I've tried everything. You're turn, Harl!"
Within seconds, Harley swung a giant mallet into the tank, shattering it.
"Aw, is someone cranky because he's been LOSING all night?" laughed Agent Maloy, as she laid down yet another pair (this time fives) on the table.
Copland shifted in his seat, positioned beside the outer door to Cell 113, and sighed.
"Look, we've been playing fish since midnight! Can't we go back to Rumy?"
"Ok, no problem! I'll just kick your butt at a differe-"
"SNACK TIME!!"
Both agents, ready to attack, turned toward the source of their interuption. As they saw the young girl wearing the nurse's uniform, they calmed themselves.
"Hey, it's about time! You were supposed to be here hours ago!"
The nurse smiled. "Hee hee! Sorry about that. You know how a nurse can get tied up in a place like this..." A surpressed snicker at her own joke went unnoticed by the guards.
"Well, no harm done. What've we got?" Maloy began to lift up the cover on the plates.
"A very special surprise, to celebrate your prisoner's escape! Banana Cream Pie!! MMmmmMMMm!!!"
Maloy and Copland smiled, then paused. "Escape??" They both uttered.
Immediately, the pies were launched from their plates and into the faces of the guards, covering them completely. To their horor, they soon discovered that they couldn't remove them. They began to scream as they ran out of air. The nurse stepped forward.
"What's wrong? Did I use too much glue??" She asked, sheepishly.
"Nonsense, Pookie!"
A figure, clad in purple, stepped out of the shadows.
"You're pies are simply to die for!!" The Joker laughed hysterically, kissing Harley Quinn on the cheek as she removed her costume.
"Aw, Puddin'! You always know just what ta say ta lift a girl's spirits..." She reached under her cart, removing a bomb bearing The Joker's likeness and placing it on the door.
"Well now, we can't have you all down in the dumps when we meet out new playmate, now can we?" Chuckling, the Joker activated the bomb. The clock showed "1:00" and began counting down.
"A MINUTE?! But I want it NOW!!" From his coat, the Joker pulled a large gun and began firing at the bomb, amidst fits of laughter.
The explosion was deafening, yet was heard by no one outside the chamber. The Joker waited, tapping his foot.
"Now where are all the other guards?!" He looked at Harley, who simply shrugged. "Oh well. I'm sure wherever they are..." pulling out an empty canister of Joker Toxin. "They're smiling!"
The pair skipped into the chamber, each whistling a different tune, until they reached a large tank in the middle of the room. The Joker tapped on the glass.
"Helloooooo! Wakey Wakey!!..... Well ,I've tried everything. You're turn, Harl!"
Within seconds, Harley swung a giant mallet into the tank, shattering it.