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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 6, 2003 20:16:23 GMT -5
Archer was working at a retail store.He was looking forward to meet Jake and Chris to see a new movie. When he got off of his job and walk to the bus stop. At the Bus Stop there were two guys talking,
Man1: Look!I need that money!We've have a lots of drugs to sell!
Man2: I want out of this damn bussiness!I'm tired of Walker always kicking me around!
Man1:Shut-up!Some stupid punk is coming!He's wearing a star trek shirt!
Man2: Hey kid.
Archer: Hi.
Man1: Cool star trek shirt.
Archer: Thanks.
Man2: In fact,Take your shirt of.
Archer: Exscue?
Man1: He wants your shirt!Grab him!
Man 2: With Pleasure!
Archer trieds to run away from the men!But the grab him!
Archer:LET GO OF ME!YOU KIND OF SICKO OR SOMETHING?HELP! HELP!
Man1: No one will here you boy!
Man2:We're gonna get it man!
Man1: SHUT-UP!!
An hour later Jake and Chris walked by the bus stop looking for Archer,
Chris: Look man it's not like Archer gone missing!
Jake: What could happen to him?He shoul--OH MY GOSH!
Chris: What?What is it?
Jake: His shirt!It's his favorite Star Trek shirt!I think Archer just been Kiddnapped!!!
At the warehouse Archer is tied to the chair and blind folded.Some lady was shoving a cough Syurped in his mouth.
Archer: Where am I?
Lady: You're our hostage for Walker the Texas Ranger.
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 6, 2003 20:55:18 GMT -5
Couhg medicine? THEY'RE TORCHERING ARCHIE! WHY... WHY ARCHER? COULDN'T THEY HAVE TAKEN M...CHRIS INSTEAD!?!
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 7, 2003 1:13:04 GMT -5
At the Ranger Head Quarters.
Jake & Chris: HELP US!!!!Our friend Archer is missing!
Walker: The named is Walker,What can I do for you gentlemen?
Chris: It'sArcherhebeenkidnappedorsomething!weweresupposetomeethimatthemovieteatherandhedidn'tshowup!PLEASEYOUHAVETOHELPHIM!!!!
Walker: Now slow down son so I can understand you.
Chris: I AM NOT YOUR SON!!!
Jake: Relaxe Chris,Here's a pices of his shirt.
Walker: Hmm.There's blood stain on the shirt.Did you guys see what happen?
Chris: HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!![Sniff!]
Alex: Walker here's a file you want on the drug dealers.
Chris: Whoa Baby! :oPlease tell me that you're not Taken!
Alex: Sorry I am.
Chris: By who?
Walker: By me.
Chris: You?
Walker: She's my wife.
Chris: oops!Sorry!
Jake: It can only happen to you Chris!
At the WareHouse.
Man1: How's that punk doin?
Lady: He's fine.I gave him 3 bottle of cough syrup and he kept trowing up on me!That little [Bleep!]!I slap his face so hard and it's red.
Man2: Maybe you should go easy on him.
Man1:NO!I want him to suffer!Judy take this pocket knife and slice his throat open!But don't kill him!!If you do,I'll kill you.
Judy: With pleasure Hank.
Judy walked into the room and see Archer shivering cold.
Judy: Are you ready for another cough syrup boy?
Archer: N-N-N-N....
Judy: N-N-N-N what?HAHAHAHA!!!I think you do want some more!
Archer: Pl-Pl-Pl-Please...n...no...mo...more.
Judy: Too bad!
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Post by Robyn on Oct 7, 2003 16:45:24 GMT -5
Aww, poor Archer...THEY COULD'VE AT LEAST LEFT HIM HIS SHIRT! Cough syrup can be used for torture? I KNEW there was a reason I hated taking that stuff!
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Post by The Chris on Oct 7, 2003 16:49:38 GMT -5
........... is Judy hot?
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Post by Robyn on Oct 8, 2003 1:54:42 GMT -5
She fed Archer three bottles of cough syrup and slapped him, how is that a turn-on? ...Oh wait...nevermind... >_<
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 8, 2003 10:45:25 GMT -5
James Bond always likes the evil ones too...wierd...
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Post by The Chris on Oct 8, 2003 12:19:47 GMT -5
-Okay, I must confess... I'am James Bond!
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Post by Robyn on Oct 8, 2003 17:30:10 GMT -5
And if it were you there instead of Archer, she would've totally given into "The Chris", you would've made out with her in the broom closet, and then you would've convinced her with your charm to let you go, right? Heeeey, maybe you should do that, Archer! ...Well, no, it be kinda hard to be seductive when you're shivering and throwing up from cough syrup. And she seems to be on the psychotic femminist side anyway. "Why are the gourgeous ones akways psychotic? Is it me?" ~Batman to Poison Ivy, "Batman and Robin" (Bad movie, funny quote. )
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 10, 2003 18:51:48 GMT -5
Hank Walked in the room.He was carry a stun gun.
Hank: Put him in the trunk of a car.We're taking him for the ride!
Judy: Yes sir!Spider knows we are coming dose he?
Hank: Yes.This punk is going to fight a street fight!He will be facing Spider.Here give him a few stun,Then we'll go now.
Judy:Yes sir!
Then she stun Archer with a Stun gun!Archer scream in pain!He couldn't barly move,cause he was tierd.On the other side of Town Jake and Chris met up with Robyn and Falcon.
Chris: Hey girls wait up!The Chris is here along with his pal Jake!
Jake: We got a bad news.
Falcon: What?What is it?
Chris: Archer is missing.
Robyn: Yeah right!He can---
Jake: We found his star trek shirt.It was rip and cover with blood.
Falcon: No he can't BE MISSING!Did you call the police?
Chris: We contact the Texas Ranger,Hopefully he'll find him.
Jake: So Chris and I are going to help the Ranger!
Robyn: We're coming to.
Chris: Sorry this is way to dangerous for girls!
Falcon: You boys got alot to learn about girls!
Robyn: Yeah we laugh in the face of danger!HAHAHAHA!!
Jake: Well Chris I guess they're coming!
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