Macbeth
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The Joker and Harley Quinn
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Post by Macbeth on Jul 23, 2003 21:17:14 GMT -5
The TV, left on by Impulse, was suddenly filled with static. After 10 seconds it, and every other communication device in the tower, were showing a house much like the one Mr. Rogers lived in. In a very "Mr. Rogers" fashion, The Joker strolled down the stairs, wearing a red sweater and holding a pipe.
"Oh, hello there! I didn't hear you come in. Welcome to Uncle Joker's Neighborhood!"
He sat down, putting on a pair of puppy slippers each wearing grotesque grins.
"We have a very special day ahead, boys and girls, because we're being visited by our good friend from the "Land of Annoying Super-Brats," Kid Flush!"
The camera panned to show Impulse, still unconsious, bound in ribbon wearing a toilet seat on his head.
"Oops! Seems we've interupted Kid Flush's nap! But don't be sad, kiddies. Kid Flush will be making a special appearance TODAY ONLY at the Gotham Juvenile Detention Facility. But don't worry about crowds: all the current residents will be leaving with a smile on their faces! Hope to see ya there, kiddies! And remember, leave the parents at home, or else Kid Flush might not show up after all... or ever!"
The screen fades to black over The Joker's maniacal laughter.
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 23, 2003 21:27:50 GMT -5
Batman burst into the room,his mask and cape off, and ran towards the TV screen, but the transmission had ended.
"Joker!" He snarled, starring at the blank TV screen.
"Falcon, to my room NOW!"
He said through gritted teeth, then, before anyone could speak, was out the door heading towards his room.
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Post by nightwing on Jul 23, 2003 23:24:19 GMT -5
Intantly a brief message was sent to Batman's pager from Nightwing.
"Urgent!"
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 23, 2003 23:31:35 GMT -5
Batman pulled out his pager looked at it, walking to his room before they saw him maskless.
"What is it?"
He asked, clicking the built-in walki-talki.
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Post by nightwing on Jul 23, 2003 23:39:04 GMT -5
"WHY DID YOU TELL ME?!" Nightwing screamed into the reciever. "HOW DARE YOU KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM ME? ESPECIALY WHEN TI- !" Nightwing froze for a second trying to regain his composure.
"Especially with Robin and Falcon involved. Why didn't you tell me about the Teen Titans?" Nightwings voice was more even but still full of the same rage.
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Post by nightwing on Jul 23, 2003 23:39:54 GMT -5
Why didn't you tell me, I mean. lol  |
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Post by nightwing on Jul 24, 2003 13:51:13 GMT -5
Nightwing stood in his Bludghaven apartment fuming. Why wasn't Bruce answering him?
"Well?" Dick finally demanded. "Why didn't you tell me about the Titans?!"
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 24, 2003 13:57:10 GMT -5
(I'll reply in batman's room in just one second.)
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 24, 2003 16:11:23 GMT -5
Batman, this time in full costume, burst into the room and towards the TV.
"JOKER!"
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Macbeth
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The Joker and Harley Quinn
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Post by Macbeth on Jul 24, 2003 16:25:02 GMT -5
The Joker stood, clad in a smarmy looking suit, on the giant TV.
"Friends, do you enjoy murder, mayhem, and reckless loss of life as much as I do?... well, probably not, but you may still be interested in this very special offer! That's right, for a limited time only, you can own your very own copy of "Joker's Greatest Hits!" Let's take a look at some of my all time favorites..."
The screen changes to a grainy, black and white shot of the interior of a tent. A young boy stands facing a woman. The Joker approaches from behind with a crowbar.
"I'll bet young Robin had no idea he was on "Candid Camera!" Oh, here comes one of my all time favorite hits!"
The Joker is seen beating Robin with the crowbar.
"Oops, and here's another... oh, and another... But that's not all! For a limited time only, you can recieve "Robin hit number 42," "Barbera Gordon being shot in the stomach," and "Robin hit number 88." Act now and you'll also recieve "The death of Impulse..."
The Joker ponders for a moment.
"Oh wait, he's not dead..."
He holds up a crowbar and smiles.
"...yet! And what does Robin think about this great collection?"
The tent is blown up with Robin inside.
"Oh, right. I guess he's not available for comment... Anyway, hurry on over and pick up your copy today, before..."
The Joker is seen winding up the crowbar over the still unconsious Impulse.
"...supplies run out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
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Post by nightwing on Jul 24, 2003 16:31:04 GMT -5
If Dick Grayson was Agry before now he was livid! "HE ACTUALLY TAPE HIMSELF KILLING JASON?! AND SHOOTING BARBARA?!"
His mind flew back to that night where he killed Joker in the church, only to have Batman sweep in and save him.
"We should have let him die!"
Using the JLA system Nightwing trangulated the signal Joker was send from. He may have escaped death from Nightwing once before, but this time it ends!
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Post by Jakazul on Jul 24, 2003 16:40:10 GMT -5
"Dirty %(#)@!" Batman muttered, turning around and brushing past Falcon in the hall.
"Never mind..." He said, cracking his knuckles and darting towards the batjet perched high above them.
"I'm going alone!"
He smashed out the door, cape billowing behind him and sat in the bat jet.
"We should've let him die."
He whispered, not knowing the same words were being uttered at that very second miles away.
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Post by nightwing on Jul 24, 2003 16:59:39 GMT -5
Nightwing faces the Joker in Gotham City under "SHOWDOWN WITH THE JOKER!"
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ActionBoy
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Action Boy/Curt Courtney
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Post by ActionBoy on Jul 24, 2003 20:57:51 GMT -5
Action Boy Wanders into the Rec Room where he sees a recording of Jokers broadcast
Action Boy: My God.
Action Boy looks over and hears Slobo's Bike pulling off thinking he should follow them he turns invisible.
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