Off-the-Subject City

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*This is a place the villains who can't chat can post randomly, completely off the topics covered in the board. In other words, it'll be mostly me and Luthor-Fan-Fiction.*

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"Bloody Titans," muttered Lex Luthor, as he strode back and forth in the Oval Office. "They're as bad as the alien at interfering with my plans {to reference this, you'll have to wait for me to provide a link. ;D}.

"No matter, I still have the situation well in hand."

Suddenly, the door blew open, and an immense presence entered the room.

"It's about time you got here," snapped Luthor. "I'm taking the door out of your check."

"Yes, Mr. President," mumbled SuperBob*, as he tried to fit the door back into it's space.

"No matter," said Luthor briskly. "We have business to attend to. You know why I called you here, correct. Surely even YOU can remember THAT much."

SuperBob screwed up his face with the effort of thought. "You... think the Teen Titans are... traitors... and you want me to... arrest them?"

"Very good," said Luthor mockingly. "I think I'll give you a treat for doing so well." Then he leaned in close to SuperBob's face, and said menacingly, "Now bring them here, or I shall have you put in their place. Do you understand?"

SuperBob swallowed.

"Yes, sir," he said.

"Good," said Luthor. Now go."

SuperBob exited through a wall.

"That's coming out of your check," Luthor yelled after him.


[To be continued...]

*"SuperBob" character (C)2003 Daniel Morris (A friend of mine who writes and draws comics.)

[The Chris]

>>> Who the hell is SuperBob?! <<<

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{As far as I understand, he's a moron who stumbled onto super-powers and keeps accidentally saving the world at the last moment. He's driving a lot of villains crazy in "The Insane Adventures of SuperBob", which is one of the comics my friend works on.}

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{On second thought, this is a really stupid story, so I'll end it by saying that SuperBob is defeated and Luthor's plans are stopped. On the plus side, evryone is left with no questions as to what just happened.}

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{And since I'm giving up Luthor, this city will be used as the backdrop for some of my almost unrelated stories. I'll guest-star the Titans, of course, but the focus probably won't usually be on them.}

[The Chris]

>>> Who want's to play Lex Luthor? <<<

"Mr President. I think you should see this sir!"

(Switches the Telvision on)
"People of the United States. I'm the Techincian. I have complets control of this secret lab were it is heavily armed with nucler, atom, and hydro bomb and missiles. I will be setting of my own one into space soon. All the computer's in America will be destroyed. But with distruction, will be a rise of a new era. I will birth a new breed of computer technoloy. I will start an global revalution. President Luthor join my side and create an new and better technological future for our future generations. Think about it. Be my alley or be destroyed. I now pocess the words greatest weopon. Superboy's Tactile Telekinesis. No one will stop me!That's all!"

T.V. new's presenter;- "The 'Techicain' this morning blew up an Oil rig on the outside of Texas, were hundreds of people losed there lives. He then flew down a hole in the groud were he then took control of an lad experimenting an finding a clean energy sourse. Our soures garanty that it's not any sort of top secret weopons lab, and no missile or any sort of weopons is in that area."

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Luthor: "None of those idiot super-heroes will be able to help. Call in those detectives, what's their name... Black and White."