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Post by Falcon on Nov 29, 2003 15:12:48 GMT -5
Ahhh. I'm reminded of the time my friend Stephen (The one I USED to have a crush on) suggested to me and two other friends that we play strip poker(He would have won) Cause all four of us were playing poker already. My friend slapped him and the tearcher that was nearby looked like she had never heard a teen guy say that in class before.
He also 'raped' one of his other friends when he kept touching her knee just to get on her nerves at 'Buns over Texas' she was soooo close to killing him. Heheh. He then turned to her and yelled 'No I won't make out with you,' Her boyfriend was dying out laughing and she looked like she was ready to shove her burger in his face.
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 29, 2003 15:16:44 GMT -5
And you had a crush on a perv like that...how? Although my other reaction is LMAO
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Post by Falcon on Nov 29, 2003 15:21:09 GMT -5
I didn't find out he was a perv and a bragger(He's always bragging about how when he let his hair grow out or when he had bleached his hair blond, the girls were all over him. ~Gagging sound heard from me~) until AFTER we became friends. He's still fun to be around....as long as he doesn't hit on me to much. Then he dies(Which will be hard, considering he's a black belt in TKD, Karate, and Jujitsu)
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 29, 2003 15:33:48 GMT -5
wow i'd like to meet this guy im only a yellow belt in jiu-jitsu (as is seen in my sig) and wont start tkd till my sensei opens lessons in january but i have a kali sticks and a bokken (the bokken was a gift from a freind who studies aikido u learn three weapons in that jo (short staff) kendo (swordsmanship) adn knife he wanted to be able to have matches with me lol but he is teaching me to use the bokken and aikido is possibly the least violent martial art of all ah and I GOT MY JOB UP AT THE VIDEO STORE IN TOWN! uh huh uh huh uh huh i'll be makin' seventy dollers a week!
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 29, 2003 19:12:40 GMT -5
I had a computer fixing job for a while that mad a hundred a week, but it wasn't a steady job, so it wasn't all that great. I wouldn't mind having yours. I'm a green belt in TKD, they call me the flying mammoth. (Because of my flying front-snap kicks)
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Post by Falcon on Nov 29, 2003 19:27:32 GMT -5
THATS IT! I NEED A JOB! I sometimes have work babysitting, but I haven't had a hit since august Usualy when I do, I make about a hundred a week. Your already a green belt? Wow. I'm still a yellow/Green Stripe I'm known as 'The Killer' by one of the guys
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 29, 2003 19:30:58 GMT -5
Yeah, well I'm known as "the icecream man" by one girl. lol (non-TKD origin though. A wanted to fight me and when he asked if I'd "step outside" *cliche` eh? Prat.* I replied "Sure. You gonna buy me icecream?" and she was infront of me and almost died laughing. lol Yeah, green belt as of two weeks ago.
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 29, 2003 20:00:55 GMT -5
yeah i hate asses like that this one kid i have in like two or three of my classes keeps calling everyone 'bitch' when they say something to him or dont agree with him and so on and at least two people i know they were making fun of me so im just poking fun right back at them i piss of the guy he starts calling me a bitch saying 'you wanna go' this was before my habit of saying 'sure where we going? i know a great chinese resturaunt' anyway im just sitting in my chair which doesnt even face him and say 'if you wanna fight all you have to do is take the first swing.' end of the story he sits back down saying im just trying to act tough now i ask you: who was the one trying to act tough? and yes i realize i come off really cocky im trying to work on my arrogance
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Post by Falcon on Nov 29, 2003 20:14:54 GMT -5
Eh, I knew a kid like that once. One girl/bullie in my P.E. class just tore a book of mine rtight from my hands cause she wanted to look at it and she wouldn't give it back to me. It told her that she needed to ask before she took peoples things and boy was she mad! One of my friends told me to just let her look at the book and st back down. The irl was known around school for giving ONE girl a black eye and a bloody nose. But I just stood up and told her to give me my book back, looked her in the eye, and when she just started to threaten to bust me up, I closed my eyes and started counting to ten as If I was going to do something to her if I didn't get it back by then. She quickly gave me the book back and told all of her friends that I was 'psycho'. Truth it though, I'm just a good actor and always grew up hearing that bullies are just big wussies. You know what line I like? "THATS IT! I'M TAKING YOU OUT!" "Ohhh. Really? It's been SO long since I've been out. Where are we going?" Someday I'm going to find an excuse to use that line j/k
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 29, 2003 20:19:23 GMT -5
lol i'd love to be around when someone does that
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 29, 2003 20:37:56 GMT -5
I got in a fight today. 2 to one. They had clubs and a knife. Look which one of us is here talking. ;D (Ok, but seriously it's true. I didn't fight back though, I kept walking. It really freaked'em out. They were braking wood in half over my shoulders and I wasn't even turning... If I had I would've won though. I'm not being cocky, I'm being reasonable. I would've won. As long as I'm up against less than five I'm unphased and I'm a good fighter.)
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Post by Falcon on Nov 29, 2003 20:48:19 GMT -5
Just because we know how to fight, doesn't mean we always resort to violence. "The best fight fought is the fight not foughten" (Try saying THAT ten times fast) But they were breaking wood over your shoulders? Wow. You're good! I probably would have fought for my life if I had to fend for myself or someone else. But jeeze! Good going.
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 29, 2003 20:59:26 GMT -5
yeah u must be good if they broke the wood over you i only know a few people who can have that done to them
u should meet my jiu-jtsu teacher he has black belts in tkd jiu-jitsu and kickboxing for his black belt in kickboxing he had to break like 6 inches to a foot of boards with no seperaters with his SHIN now most ppl think when he tells those stories he's bsing you but he did it for instance he says he's sparred with ufc champions like gracie (he trained with the gracie's) but you go to his house he has the pictures to back it up and a fun thig about gracie rules is that you can take of your belt and use it for a weapon in tournaments
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 29, 2003 21:35:23 GMT -5
Yeah. They actually were. I blocked most of the swings, but one or two hit me and atleast one of them snapped in half when it broke. I laughed at him when it happened too. Told him it was a crappy move to break your weapon. I think I really did freak'em out some. If I had wanted to fight, i would've fought and they'd've lost miserably. I've fought one of them before three or four times and won every time. I beat him once by getting on a park swing while he was head butting me and swinging backwards with his hair in my hands and then punching him when he doubled over. I have my breaking points and he reached one that day.
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Post by The Chris on Nov 30, 2003 17:48:04 GMT -5
~I get into fights all of the time. I'm too arigant to admit I've lost. I've actually had like 5 lads all jump on me. I just say "As soon as my head cames back up, your dead!" And it's true! I can take a beatin and a half! I give as good as I get, it's the only way. I hate it when you have 1 fight with someone, and they constantly want you another. You have like 10 fights with them, and then they get their older brother to get ya.
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