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Post by Jakazul on Oct 2, 2003 10:54:28 GMT -5
Look ... up in the sky ... it's a bird ... it's a plane ... no ... it's a guy with a wire attached to his underwear!!!
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Post by X on Oct 21, 2003 7:30:51 GMT -5
It's not you, Rock! It's me!
. . . .
Okay, it's you.
-Cosmos, Fairly Odd Parents
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Post by X on Oct 22, 2003 7:49:59 GMT -5
I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet.
So I asked him, "Hey, do you have any shoes I can use?"
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Post by Entropy Aegis on Oct 25, 2003 18:59:33 GMT -5
This is an interview from the catch up page of Agent X #15, I would say go collect this series but this was the last issue sadly so you've missed you chance. Shame on you for not buying this title sooner.
AG&W are American Gun and Wound magazine.
AG&W: Now, Alex, can you tell us a few of your turn-ons?
Alex: Sure. I like long walks on the beach, corndogs, shooting people and gigantism.
AG&W: And what do you look for in a woman?
Alex: Gigantism.
AG&W: You like a big girl, huh?
Alex: She should be freakishly large and malformed.
AG&W: Yes.
Alex: She should be able to put one hand all the way around my skull. I should be able to take a bath in her ski-boot.
AG&W: Let's move on for a moment. Now, you're relatively new to the Merc scene, but you've made quite a splash. Can you tell us your secret origin?
Alex: Yes. It turns out I'm a corpse, injected with bits of the personalities of three gifted freaks: The gentleman's merc THE BLACK SWAN, his partner NIJO, and the "merc with a mouth," DEADPOOL. Jeez, now I can't stop thinking of an eight-foot-tall woman in a Frenchmaid's outfit.
AG&W: And what are your plans for the future?
Alex: "Oui, oui, monsieur! Gladly shall I being you ze beer with my fantastically huge hands! See how I carry ze entire case in one monstrous mitt? I shall give you ze foot rub that will CRUSH YOUR INSTEP TO POWDER! Eet iz zo erotic! You will scream with delight and powdered footbone! C'est la vie, Fifi!"
AG&W: You realize this magazine doesn't exist right?
Alex: What? It doesn't?
AG&W: No. You foolishly agreed to the Black Swan's plan to reintergrate your personalities, and he double crossed you. Now HIS powers and DEADPOOL's powers have combined to give him unimaginable new abilities, which he's using to kill you and your friends. . .
Alex: Well, DANG. So, I'm lying in the dirt dying, imagining all of this?
AG&W: 'Fraid so.
Alex: Can I at least keep the freakishly large woman?
AG&W: No.
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 26, 2003 20:05:55 GMT -5
Guy 1: "It's time you feel my pain!"
Guy 2 *hits guy 1 in face* "Feel your own pain! The only pain of yours I feel is having to listen to you talk."
*true story...I'm guy 2*
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Post by The Chris on Oct 27, 2003 5:11:31 GMT -5
"Shut up before I punch you!"  ME;- "You can do, but I still won't shut up."  |
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Post by X on Oct 31, 2003 19:58:16 GMT -5
I feel the love.
And it creeps me out.
(Dean Sabetta [my American Government teacher])
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Post by Falcon on Oct 31, 2003 20:03:48 GMT -5
"The game is afoot!" -Sherlock What do you mean the game is a foot? "Just because Robin's a fictional character, it doesn't mean he's not real!" A friend of mine  |
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Post by Marx on Oct 31, 2003 20:14:56 GMT -5
"Could you please speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
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Post by Jakazul on Oct 31, 2003 22:27:48 GMT -5
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Post by The Chris on Nov 1, 2003 16:51:05 GMT -5
-The way I see it is, he's/she's speacking down a to his/her genitals. Just a guess. Either that or it's just a non-scense quote wich has no real meaning.
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Post by The Chris on Nov 1, 2003 20:12:26 GMT -5
-I'd really hate to be a teacher. The job is too dis-honest for me. I need a job were I can be honest. If I were a teacher, I'd be like this at parent teacher night;-
"I'am sorry Mr. and Mrs. Jones, but your son is a complete retart. I would't hold it against you, but I suggest you waste little Timmy and start over again."
-Is that something you'd want me to say to you?
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 1, 2003 20:49:33 GMT -5
No... I'm not Mr. Jones. ;D
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Post by The Chris on Nov 2, 2003 5:20:35 GMT -5
-Ar, so you must be Mrs. Jones?
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 2, 2003 19:01:25 GMT -5
NO! And before you ask, I'm not Timmy either.
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