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Post by Marx on Nov 18, 2003 18:21:20 GMT -5
I thought it'd be cool if we could have on of these making fun of various movies, and these don't necessarily have to go together, random scene will work. Marx: *walks in the kitchen to suspence music, and turns on the faucet to get some water, and the water turns into blood* *puts glass under the blood and drinks it* Mmm! Now that's some good blood. House: GEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOUT! Marx: Shoooot, *sits in a recliner* I won't be goin nowhere as long as you feed me this well.
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Post by Robyn on Nov 18, 2003 18:34:45 GMT -5
Chris: It's said that whoever watches this video footage........will DIE in seven days. *turns TV on* Audience: Chris:......OOPS! *quickly ejects the tape* Uh heh, wrong tape, sorry. Just something me and my ex put together...
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 18, 2003 18:36:15 GMT -5
Gosai/Shinobi *watching all the girls bathing on the television with hidden camera* *eating sandwiches*
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
G/s: no way were eating good so what if the turkey's a bit dry.... oh my goodness THE TURKEY IS DRY! YOU MONSTER!
Gosai: *looking at the television* they're baaaaack
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Post by Robyn on Nov 18, 2003 18:43:00 GMT -5
*Suddenly a girl on the screen turns around. It's CARRIE!* Shinobi: Uhhh she doesn't see us, right? *Suddenly a lamp next to him explodes* Shinobi: Crap. Marx: Oh smooth, you just ticked off a psycho pychic teenager with raging hormones. Well, don't come crying to me when she buries you in a pool of pig's blood. Mmm. *gets more faucet blood* House: Geeeeeet ouuuuuuuuut!!!!!! Marx: Dude, it was funny the first time.
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 18, 2003 18:50:29 GMT -5
Shinobi: Gosai you know what we need to do right?
Gosai: Split up and hope she kills you first?
Shinobi: NO! WHAT WE DO IS GET A SUPERHERO!
Gosai: And where are we getting one of those?
Shinobi: SHAZAM!...oh right...forgot who i wasnt...CAPTAIN MARVEL!
Gosai: idiot
Shinobi: hey it has to work one of these days.
*voice* chu chu chu chu ha ha ha ha
*shinobi* gulp
Gosai: d-dont worry i have an idea...*pulls yugi out of his sleeve*
Yugi: AW SHA SHAW!
(now to get this realize what yugi's head is level with)
Gosai *sets yugi loose outside*
kill kill kill k illl
chomp chomp chomp chomp
Jason: ahhhhhhh! *breaks into full run through the house* *standing on a stool looking around for yugi*
*yugi comes down behind him spiderman style as he turns and is attacked mauled and 'chomped' by him*
SHinobi: great idea now how do we get him back?
Gosai: i knew i forgot something...
Shinobi: WHAT! YOU LET A MIDGIT THATS AT CROTCH LEVEL WITH ALL GUYS LOOSE AND DIDNT HAVE A WAY TO GET HIM BACK!
Gosai: thats about the size of it....
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Post by Falcon on Nov 18, 2003 19:13:10 GMT -5
~Falcon walks into YJUTT H.Q. to fing Matt, Marx, Shinobi, and Gosai with tim foil on their heads and glasses of water all around the room~
Falcon:Umm.....guys? What the heck are you doing!!!
Marx: PROTECTING OURSELVES FROM THE ALIENS!!!~Starts to run around room chanting a weird mantra~
Falcon: Ooooookay.
Shinobi:~Takes glass of water, takes a sip, and sets it amoung the rest along the room~ Ah. Hits the spot. I think I want another.
Falcon: Well, you have MILLIONS of others around here.
Shinobi: They've been contaminated.
Falcon: How?
Shinobi: Matt filled them with spit.
Matt: DID NOT!
Falcon: Ewwwww.
Robyn: I hate to point it out to you guys, but I don't SEE any aliens.
~Marx stops running and points as a Chris clone runns by~ Chris clone~Mooning~: FREEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOMM.
~Falcon and Robyn pick up their own tin foil hats and sit down in the circle created by the glasses of water along with everyone else.
Falcon: OH GOSH! Make him stop!
Chris Clone: Freeedo-- Hey.~Stops~ How you doin' ~Starts to pull Robyn out of circle.
Robyn: AHHHHHHHH. Get him off me! Get him off me!
Shinobi: I'll save you! ~throwns glass of water on clone~
Falcon~Rolling eyes.~ Oh yeah. Like THAT will work.
Clone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~Starts to disolve~ I'm melting. Im melting!
Everyone: YAY WE'RE SAVED!
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Post by Marx on Nov 18, 2003 19:18:49 GMT -5
Marx: *drinks some more blood and then falls asleep* *in Marx's dream* *Little girls start singing the Freddy rhyme* Marx: *flicks the girls in the forehead* I'm trying to sleep here! Girls: Ow! Jerk! Next time we're not gonna warn you *girls walk away* Marx: Warn me? About wha-? *voice starts laughing* *looks around* You call that a manial laugh? MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's a maniacal laugh. Freddy: *appears in front of Marx* I will find your fears. Marx: Yeah you already did, it's having my face that burnt, while wearing that sweater. Freddy: Oh shut up! Marx: *gets in Freddy's face and flicks him in the forehead* INFIDEL! Freddy: OW! YOU STUPID..! Marx: *gives Freddy a wedgie and kicks him out the window* KICK THE BABY!
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 18, 2003 22:19:48 GMT -5
Chris: *in tan pants, black shirt with red jacket and yellow tie walks up* Hey guys. Whassup? Like the new threads? Marx: Not as good as pimpin' wear. Jake: *in designer suit with gun tucked in pants an laser rolex on wrist* Or as good as mine. The name's Fox. Jake Fox. Robyn: Yall are all crazy. Jake: Why don't you decide that in the morning? Robyn: Huh? Jake: Nothing, got caught in the moment. Robyn: O...EEEEEEEEEEEEEW! I would never... Chris: Saving yourself for me? *dives out of clothes wearing white and red boxers and towards Robyn* *Boxing glove on spring hits him in face and screen goes green with black streaks in sketch of picture* Chris: *falls to the floor* In denial...
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Post by Robyn on Nov 18, 2003 22:29:03 GMT -5
*Later, Robyn is sleeping in her room when a dark shadow falls over the bed. Suddenly Robyn wakes up, grabbing a pair of scissors next to her bed* Robyn: Chris I TOLD you what I'd do if I caught you in my - oh. Old Skool Dracula: I vant to suck your blooood! Robyn: *sigh* *Screams and slurping can be heard from Robyn's room. Dracula comes running out with huge bite marks on his neck* Robyn: And stay out! Wannabe... *goes back to sleep*
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 18, 2003 22:34:20 GMT -5
Shinobi comes in dressed in a grey gi with a hakama and concealable sword as does gosai Shin: YOU STOLE MY LOOK! Gosai: No you stole mine!
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 18, 2003 22:47:39 GMT -5
Jake: *Crouching, runs behind Gosai and Shinobi* Gosai: Eh? Watwasat? Shinobi: THAT'S NOT MY NAME! Gosai: No. I meant... Jake: *runs infront of them and pulls out gun* You'll never get away with this! Shinobi: *pulls out bamboo sword and iron mask* Wanna bet? Jake: I'm a gambling man...Well, Bond is anyway. Shinobi: AAAAAAAAAARGH! *Attacks smashing display cases* Jake: *Pulls trigger, but gun's empty. Dodges sword and fights with dumbell* Hate to weigh you down Shin. *hits Shinobi and sends him through window as music comes on* Chris: *Still dressed like Lupin* Alright Bond! Hand over the diamonds. Jake: The name's Fox. Diamonds last forever. Chris: Stop stalling Fox! *snaps fingers* Matt: *dressed like Jigen with fake beard and wide-brimmed hat appears at his side with gun* Gosai: *pulls out sword and pushes back hood to reveal HUGE hair* Jake: What do you want from me? Chris: *in Gold-finger voice* I want you to die. *backk to normal* Nah. I just want the diamonds. Jake: TOUGH! *jumps behind pillar as they start to shoot and pulls off suit to reveal Batman costume* This'll show'em. *pulls on cowl* Fab: *in ugly tights and Robin costume* I'm here Batman! Jake: This is why DC killed Jason Todd. Fab: What? I'm hot! Jake: I wish I had a bomb about now... Oh well. GREAT SCOTT! COME ON CHUM! Fab: Huh? Jake: What? That's how Adam West would say it! Adam West: *in suit* I would not. I'm calling my lawyer! Pantsman: *dressed as family guy* Oh no you don't! *lunges and crushes Adam West under fat* Oops. Jake: Ugh! *runs at Chris and punches in face* Fab: BIFF! Jake: *Punches Matt and kicks Gosai* Fab: POW! SLAM!
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Post by Shinobi on Nov 18, 2003 22:53:29 GMT -5
*Shinobi comes up dressed like the joker*: not so fast batjerk and boy blunder.
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Post by Jakazul on Nov 18, 2003 22:58:33 GMT -5
Fab: Hey! I resent that! Jake: Shut up Fabiano. Fab: HEY! Shinobi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by buggy on Nov 18, 2003 23:07:35 GMT -5
"gahahahahahaha now batfink just give up so i dont have to kill you. And dont think i cant i brought...TWO FACE!"
Buggy shows up with a peice of papter taped over half his face.
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Post by Robyn on Nov 18, 2003 23:10:17 GMT -5
Robyn: *walking in* What the heck is going on down here? *sees West's corpse* HOLY HECTIC HAPPENINGS!!! Jake: ...You did not just say that. Robyn: Um, yeah. -__-0 *sees Fab* Ohmigawd...I'VE GONE BLIND!!!! >_< Fab: What!? Robyn: *stumbling around blindly* You're a disgrace to Robins everywhere! Quick, somebody put me in front of him so I can hit him! Chris: I'll help you, just put your hand right here... ;D Robyn: .... *SLAP!*
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