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Post by Robyn on Oct 16, 2003 17:41:01 GMT -5
Falcon: Ugh, what is that RACKET - *sees Marx* YOU CAN'T BURN THE TOPIC! WE'LL ALL BE DESTROYED! Marx: It's a leprauchan! Disguised as a topic! AND HE'S MINE! MWHAHAHAHA!!! Topic: Mommy! Jake: How can a topic have a mommy? Robyn: Well, you created it, right? Maybe that makes YOU the mom. Jake: ...MY BABY! *tackles Marx* Nooooooo!!!
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 16, 2003 17:43:49 GMT -5
Archer: What is it every one has against a lepurechun?
Jake: Because they hate the month of march!
Archer: HaHa! Don't insult people who's born in March!
Jake: What you mean?
Archer: I was born in the month of march!
Jake: ARCHER IS A LEPURCHUN!!!!
Archer: No I'm NOT!!
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Post by Falcon on Oct 16, 2003 17:45:02 GMT -5
Falcon:Umm....wouldn't that make Jake the 'daddy'? Robyn:Eh. Beats me. Jake:DON'T WORRY BABY. MOMMAS COMING!!! Marx:Hehheh. DIE LEPRACHAUN. DIE!!!
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Post by The Chris on Oct 17, 2003 13:24:17 GMT -5
Chris appears, now wearing Steve Irwin cloths He crouches next to Rach and faces the........ whatever.- CHRIS (In a Aussie Twang)- Right, G'day mates! Your ere, with me, on de topic! Right, we ave com across a rare find ta'day. It's a hotty totty, Racheal! Now, she can be quite fisious and attack you in-expectly! RACHEAL;- (Picking her nose, stering at her finger, then about to put it in her mouth...) What? Chrrriissss! Get away from me, am not a documetary! JAKE;- (To Chris) Can I feed the hoty totty? Chris;- Am not so sur' mate. She has teeth, and will get righ in dere an bite yeah ar- Jake puts a carrot in Rach's month, and she bite his whole arm off! ARCHER;- HH-AAA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ALWAYS ATTACKNG ME!! (Archer then gets jumped by Rach. She bites his shirt of..) CHRIS-;(Now in a scouce voice) Why doesn't anyone listen to the smart Austrailan guy? I'll explain it in a way all your feeble minds will understand it;- Hotty Totty!! Stickin arm out!! Bad combo!! PEOPLE WILL GET HURT!! MARX;- Imbrace the arm Rach, then the insanity! SHINOBI;- I just had the most wonder full date with a Chris clone to- (We all ster)....... What?
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 17, 2003 15:05:06 GMT -5
;DLOL!!!That's funny Chris! G'day mate! How ever he said!
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Post by Falcon on Oct 17, 2003 16:06:01 GMT -5
Rachael:~Spits arm out~ Whats that doing in there? Did I go insane or something?Hey Chris, did you just call me hot? Marx:NO. I SAID BRACE THE INSANITY! DON'T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN!
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Post by The Chris on Oct 17, 2003 16:10:12 GMT -5
CHRIS;- (In Aussie twang, again) Amazing! It appears that are Hotty Totty as a split personality! She's eating arms one minute, then she all sweet and innocent. Either that, or it's all an act! I'll get the twank gun!
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Post by Falcon on Oct 17, 2003 16:17:16 GMT -5
Rachael: I KNOW you didn't just call me a skitz-- Eep! Nooo. Not the tranq gun again! ~Starts to inch away from Hotty totty hunter Chris.~ Chriiiiis. Just put the tranq gun down.
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Post by Robyn on Oct 17, 2003 16:30:13 GMT -5
Robyn: *jumps in front of Falcon, waving a cross at Chris* I rebuke you in the name of JESUS! Falcon: Uh, that might work if Chris were a vampire. Robyn: Oh yeah. New plan! *grabs Archer and holds him in front of her and Falcon like a sheild* Archer:
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Post by Ezri99 on Oct 17, 2003 16:34:23 GMT -5
Archer::oHey Robyn let me go! Robyn: No way! Not when Racheal's coming! Falcon: I'm coming for you Archer! Archer: O great!
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Post by Robyn on Oct 17, 2003 16:38:13 GMT -5
(-_-0 I'm protecting FALCON from CHRIS, not MYSELF from FALCON! READ THE POSTS FOO'! *LOL* j/k)
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Post by The Chris on Oct 17, 2003 16:44:09 GMT -5
CHRIS;- (In an Aussi twang) I'm not af'ter Rach I just want to stop her from attacking peole ag- RACHEAL;- GRRRRR!!!
(She jumps on Chris, and starts attacking him)
CHRIS;- My god! De orror
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Post by Falcon on Oct 17, 2003 16:46:34 GMT -5
RACHAEL:~Continues to beat up Chris~ LEPRECHAUN!
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Post by The Chris on Oct 17, 2003 16:48:26 GMT -5
CHRIS;- Your getting turned on by this, aren't you?
RACH;- (Nodding) It's all gravy!
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Post by Falcon on Oct 17, 2003 16:49:23 GMT -5
Rachael:If you want me to stop attacking, tell me where the Male Hotty totties are...OR ELSE!.~Stands over Chris.~
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